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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    07:53 AM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    I watched this show in some part for FOUR TIMES this weekend. I seriously am in love with this show. The part when Vinny gets pink eye and Ronnie says it is because the "fat chick let something go" as he was sliding between her legs was priceless.
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    Image of LaTerrorista LaTerrorista
    12/05/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    I read this first, then watched the show. I'm reading this again and dying of laughter. Thank you thank you thank you.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/05/09

    In reply to Glee: Smile, Though Your Heart Is Breaking
    Ummm...Puck in blue pajamas? Something stirred deep inside of me.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    12/05/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    If there was a Guido equivalent of a fag hag, it would be Snooki.

    I read this to my mom and we cried laughing.
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    12/04/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    I must ask because this is now the second time I've read / heard this term: What is T?
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    Image of LaTerrorista LaTerrorista
    12/04/09

    @She_of_the_Socks: testosterone, steroids, "juice."
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    Image of She_of_the_Socks She_of_the_Socks
    12/04/09

    @LaTerrorista: Ah, thank you! This has helped me ascertain which people I can feel justified avoiding.
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    12/04/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Brian this is awesome, but how in the hell you did it I do not know. It would take me 5,000 words to recap the first 10 minutes. I took Nyquil and was out at 11 but I was able to watch rest tonight because last night with my last bit of strength and consciousness I pressed record.

    My fave quotes from the last hour:

    I was going to Jerry Springer her ass

    It only takes 9 lbs of pressure to break a nose

    Don't let the spike hair fool you

    The Situation tells me that we might have a situation

    I am sorry sweetheart, I apologize for this broad right here
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12/04/09

    @adiam7: Don't forget Angie Jolie Trash-Balls' "I'm a c*ckblocker, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that! If you're a whore, you deserve to be abused!"
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    12/04/09

    @snugbug: The delusion of these broads mixed with the self-awereness of the guys is such a rare mix. I am really mad at MTV now for not doing that Staten Island show
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12/04/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    I just got through this on DVR.. Having not watched MTV in over 10 years, I'm blown away by the delicious excellence of this show.

    Kudos to Brian for a fab recap, and extra brownie points for dubbing Sammy "Sweatheart" a "Helen of Troy" type..

    This epic trash-fest totally reminded me of the narrative arc of the Iliad: Men fight over women; women are capricious and disloyal; everyone suffers from hubris; no one ever SHUTS UP.

    I'm hooked!
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    12/04/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    I almost died when I saw the trash bags. Seriously? She didn't have a duffel bag or gym bag? Hell, even a back pack or one of those mesh laundry hamper bags would have been better. Snookie is either an actress or mentally unstable drunk. Either way she's entertaining.

    They have only been in the house for like 2 days, and I wouldn't go in that hot tub without wearing anything less than a full hazmat suit.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12/04/09

    @heywhat: ..Or as DJ Pauly (was it him? The guy who spends "30 minutes every day" gelling his hair into shape) put it so sensibly: "Don't you have ANY relatives you can borrow a suitcase from?"
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    12/04/09

    @snugbug: It was what america was thinking
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    12/04/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    every time i see a pic of snooki, i'm reminded of her back fat rolls (seen when she plunged into the hot tub). is this what happens when the implants take up too much space on a barrel-shaped woman?
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    12/04/09

    @thatgirlinnewyork: Well, in poor Snooki's defense, she's like 4 feet 2, so even one extra helping of mani-COTTEH probably translates into back fat on her wee frame.
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    12/04/09

    @snugbug: The Connecticut I-A's I know pronounce it "man-uh-GAWT")
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12/04/09

    @pollyannacowgirl: OMG, perfect transliteration of the correct Jerze pronunciation of "manicotti." I'm laughing!
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    12/04/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    thanks for the memories, brian! please also add "juiced up" to the lexicon, as in snookie insists on finding a "juiced up guido". i can only think this is about the "protein" drinks.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    12/04/09

    @thatgirlinnewyork: I heard Juice Head a few times, and I was really trying to figure this one out using context clues. My first guess was that it meant the girls really like dudes who take steroids but that would also mean the ladies like shrunken balls. Then I went to urbandictionary, and one of the definitions was someone who gets really drunk in public places and said dumb shit before passing out/blacking out. My dream man!
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    Image of femputer femputer
    12/04/09

    @thatgirlinnewyork: oh, how quaint! Juiced up means roided.

    I've never heard any girl actually admit she was looking for someone on the nut-shrinking regimen, but there you go.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/04/09

    @thatgirlinnewyork: YES! How could I have forgotten. Next week.
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    12/05/09

    @femputer: @Helio: i said "protein" to be kind...roids are a given, and kind of explains the exceptional level of stupidity espoused by the male household members. the wimmins? perhaps it's the implants and the years inhaling nail tip solvents in cheap korean salons (not to denigrate our fine korean sisters out there--hats off for the entrepreneurial spirit!).
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    12/05/09

    @femputer: @Helio: i think there is an explanation somewhere on the parallel between "juiced" as "drunk" and "roided"-- you get attention from a limp guy who can't deliver at evening's end. takes all the pressure off one's pouf maintenance and waxing habits (to say nothing of the nail tips).
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    12/04/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Trash Bags.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    12/04/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Thanks for getting that this is a new animal in the petri dish of reality television and I see some also get that this is a movement from "reality tv" back towards documentary. A couple of the earlier MTV True Life documentaries were set on the Jersey Shore and I will bet those spawned this.

    I have said it elsewhere: I am sure that this was the reality television "rapture" last night. And all the commentors pounded it out real good.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/04/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Thanks, Brian.

    All that was missing from your recap was SMELL-O-VISION and a free STD tutorial. Sincerely. Very few ways words could do that volcano of debauchery, ham-puke, Cadillac inspired tribal markings, hair art, and graphic t-shirts justice. But you managed it.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/04/09

    @Spirit Fingers: But the real question is: Trash Bags or Blue Balls?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/04/09

    @Brian Moylan: I'm going with Trash Bags, because, well, and I'm actually siding with Cadillac-flank guido guy here, it was so baffling and kooky-as-catshit that she would enter a house and drop a trash bag full of worldly possessions (i.e. sluttantastical clothing) in the living room like, "I'm here bitches, fuck the PRADA, mah HEFTY is fetch!"

    Such mighty delusions. Mocking will be fun.
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    Image of marin79 marin79
    12/04/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    If the "Situation" was smart (yes, I know), he'd be trademarking that name pronto.
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    Image of Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde
    12/04/09

    @marin79: Thank you MTV for providing us with a guy whose nicklame is even better then "The Miz".
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    Image of crookedE crookedE
    12/04/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Fantastic, Brian. We should title this dissertation: "Family, Friends, Tanning, Gel, Everything: Studies of the Mid-Atlantic Shore Guido."
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