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    Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    Can you bring that KY double lab tube set/pipe bomb on a plane?
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    Where is the non-drunk sex I keep hearing about, 'cause that is to be much avoided.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    I've been getting a coupon for this every week for the last month. It's right there with oddly shaped girdles that will save your posture and "liberating" yet stylish stretch pants.
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    Image of hhpeterson13 hhpeterson13
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    McDonalds, Budweiser and Jello. Ah, the White-Trashing of America begins at Fashion Week...sounds like a new category for Conde Nast.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    02/13/09

    @hhpeterson13: Hey, at least the beer's not Natty Light.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    02/13/09

    @hhpeterson13: Make it McDonalds, Bud and K-Y Jelly and it's a date.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    BMC FC proudly endorses a Brit-made product called Liquid Silk.


    [www.amazon.com]


    Best. Lube. Ever. Even just a tiny bit inside the rubber/during foreplay is fantastic. You'll thank me!


    (Don't know if this product works for teh gays, though. Do you use different lubes? I have no idea.)

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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    02/13/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: I can't speak for teh geighs, but Liquid Silk doesn't work on the recently deceased. My friend, Mard, has sex with dead people and has to use rendered animal fat for lube.
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    Image of AmishOrSomething AmishOrSomething
    02/13/09

    @Nard: What about sex with dead animals? Dead human fat?
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    02/13/09

    @AmishOrSomething: That is fucking putrid! And, yes.
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    Image of AMediaElite AMediaElite
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    Have you talked about that Bear Gram ad yet? The one with the slutty office workers who talk about how they want to kiss the big bear all over and it promises to keep giving. I feel dirty watching it.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    02/13/09

    @AMediaElite:

    Their cooing is incredibly grating.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    So I guess late night advertising will degenerate into ads for snuff films, horse meat restaurants, and Julia Allison "branding" seminars.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    02/13/09

    @Nard: And Amish miracle heaters.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    "We're all fucked."


    At least not dry.

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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    Well, at least we'll be fucked in comfort. Thanks K-Y!
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    Image of everfade everfade
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    Maybe I can afford some KY after I sell all my unwanted and broken, gold jewelry.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    Does that Yours+Mine shit come in a same-sex couple version? And when did good ol' Crisco go out of style?
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    Image of everfade everfade
    02/13/09

    @bytememehard: Try butter flavored Pam.
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    Image of the fung the fung
    02/13/09

    @bytememehard: "AAACK!" my vagina exclaimed.
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    02/13/09

    @the fung: "Cathy Buys Lube"
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/13/09

    @the fung: @bytememehard: Crisco on your vagina sounds ill conceived to me. I'll stick with straight buffalo fat thank you very much.

    Signed,

    Chief Humpingbull
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    Image of AmishOrSomething AmishOrSomething
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    Been meaning to ask... anyone know if this stuff is any good? $16 is a big investment for me, and Amazon doesn't have any "used" Yours+Mine in stock.


    Fancy bastids.

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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    02/13/09

    @AmishOrSomething: There's a defunct sex shop on Ann St. downtown that still has a broken sign outside advertising "Videos, Massage Oils; Buy/Rent."
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    OK, so, I have a question. What are these dichotomous effects promised by the "Yours / Mine* binary lube bomb?
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    Image of everfade everfade
    02/13/09

    @BadUncle: It makes both persons genitalia numb and when they come into contact, it burns...sexily.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    02/13/09

    @BadUncle: They're going to market a gay version labeled "Top+Bottom."
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    I thought KY and Jell-O were the same thing. Boy, have I got a lot to learn.
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    02/13/09

    @Mount_Prion: I think it's closer to Smuckers: [www.theonion.com]
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    02/13/09

    In reply to Drunk Sex the Only Thing Keeping Advertising Afloat
    Does KY also make a "sad, lonely person who cries while masturbating" lube?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    02/13/09

    @JacquesPaysan: Vaseline repels tears. Or so I'm told.
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