Jesus Christ, when will they upgrade from fill-in-the-bubble oldschool styles? We've had electronic touchscreen voting for at least the past four election cycles, and I live in a place where Barbecue Sauce is regarded as a precious commodity. There's no way you can dispute the results unless a candidate wants to challenge the fatness of peoples' fingers... but even still with these machines there's an ominous "Are You Sure?" type prompt at the end.
I've been participating in the vote recount process for the Franken campaign here in St. Louis County. I have to say, some of the Coleman challenges have been FRIVOLOUS! Things like if the mark looks different from the other marks on the ballot, i.e. the vote for Franken was heavier and extended beyond the oval than the other marks. I'd say half of the challenged ballots will be thrown back in the pile as valid by the canvassing board. I also have to say, it's been a totally inspiring experience, and I'm so proud to be part of it. I'm proud to call myself a Minnesotan, because we take our voting rights seriously and we all just want the person who truly received the majority of the legitimate votes cast to take his seat in the US Senate in Jan.
@The One: Minnesota has the highest voter turnout in the nation and is known for split-ticketing voting. I contend that 80% of us take voting very seriously, and then you have folks like the ones quoted in the Star Tribune weeks before the election, announcing they were going McCain/Franken because "Obama is from Chicago and they're all crooks", and a young woman voting the same way because she was raised Aryan and couldn't vote for a black man.
And while your comment pissed me off, I have now completely negated my point with this recollection.
No matter what good you can point to, there's still the insurmountable fact that Minnesota elected a 'roid-filled conspiracy nut as governor. But we all have our lapses.
@The One: Norm Coleman and some other douchebag were the other options. I think it says a lot about Norm "Giant Douchebag" Coleman that I would still prefer to have the body as the Governor, if Coleman was the alternative. And yes, I feel so dirty saying that. So very dirty.
Do you have a breaking point? I mean, if Carrot Top and Pauly Shore moved to Minnesota and ran against Republicans, would you vote for them, too? What about that hick from the "Ernest Goes to..." movies?
@The One: If they were less sleasy than Coleman, I might vote for them. I do not trust a turncoat. It is not specifically the fact that Coleman is Republican, it is that he was first elected as a Democrat, and switched parties while in office. I honestly think that he was only elected last time due to the fact that there was no suitable replacement for Wellstone, and writing in 'Wellstone's Zombie' was probably disrespectful.
@curlyqtips: Really, we Minnesotans are not all dumb. Some of us can work those wacky ballot thingies real good. I think we were all just distracted by MacGyver.
If I am having a bad day, I go to 47th Street to try on diamonds, then I get some borscht upstairs with the Asian Jews. It is this little Jewess's version of a Holly Golightly trip to Tiffany's and it calms me down right away.
@BookishLookish: Good? More like Nom Yummy (from that stupid commercial I've seen one time too many)! Like Jewish comfort food. I was once recommending it to a woman at my synagogue when another interrupted to trash the place. How can someone not like it?
I don't think I've seen any Asian Jews there. Not even sure if the waitresses are Jewish. I didn't even know what Bukharian Jews look like until I saw a group of them marching in the Salute to Israel Parade this year.
The only downer about the place is that they no longer offer just one kabob - you have to order two. :(
Have you ever tried that kosher Chinese vegetarian place in Chinatown?
@BookishLookish: Lucky! I usually sit next to Israelis or other Jews of Eastern European ancestry.
One of the waitresses in there the other day is black, so I assumed she's not Jewish. Could be, but not likely.
My problem is that if you put the 2 kabobs in front of me, I almost certainly could ingest them, but if I just get one, I'll be just fine. Which is what I need to keep doing. But the other day, I had one of the pilaf dishes - the one with beef and carrots on top.
Yes, Buddha Bodai - on Mott & Worth. I'm a carnivore, but the people in my Tanach class were all raving about it, so off I went with them!
that the second ballot is in play as questioable is ridiculous and kind of makes me want to punch Al Franken. The third one too, but I expect that kind of ridiculousness from the otherside. Lizard People FTW.
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All you folks out there with blogs, you can start re-blogging this picture now. I won't mind.
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I've heard that they're strong supporters of family values!
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@MisterHippity:
Iguana Go Home.
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I don't know if I'd say that a state that elected Jesse Ventura as its governor takes its voting seriously at all.
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And while your comment pissed me off, I have now completely negated my point with this recollection.
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No matter what good you can point to, there's still the insurmountable fact that Minnesota elected a 'roid-filled conspiracy nut as governor. But we all have our lapses.
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Do you have a breaking point? I mean, if Carrot Top and Pauly Shore moved to Minnesota and ran against Republicans, would you vote for them, too? What about that hick from the "Ernest Goes to..." movies?
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(BTW: "lizard people" might be a joking--or not joking--reference to David Icke's cosmology)
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Mmmmm... great beet borscht is one of the things I miss most about not living in the city anymore. God I love it.
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If I am having a bad day, I go to 47th Street to try on diamonds, then I get some borscht upstairs with the Asian Jews. It is this little Jewess's version of a Holly Golightly trip to Tiffany's and it calms me down right away.
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I don't think I've seen any Asian Jews there. Not even sure if the waitresses are Jewish. I didn't even know what Bukharian Jews look like until I saw a group of them marching in the Salute to Israel Parade this year.
The only downer about the place is that they no longer offer just one kabob - you have to order two. :(
Have you ever tried that kosher Chinese vegetarian place in Chinatown?
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And I'm sure you can eat two kabobs with no problem, sir.
Do you mean that Buddha place on Mott Street? Have heard it's good, but I haven't gone yet.
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One of the waitresses in there the other day is black, so I assumed she's not Jewish. Could be, but not likely.
My problem is that if you put the 2 kabobs in front of me, I almost certainly could ingest them, but if I just get one, I'll be just fine. Which is what I need to keep doing. But the other day, I had one of the pilaf dishes - the one with beef and carrots on top.
Yes, Buddha Bodai - on Mott & Worth. I'm a carnivore, but the people in my Tanach class were all raving about it, so off I went with them!
Oh, and I'm not a sir. :)
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