A Reed College undergrad has an unreasonably tough time solving the Wheel of Fortune Bonus Round puzzle.

Today we looked at how drug-happy Reed College might be prosecuted for student druggery. This led one commenter to reminisce about their own college druggy experiences. They had way more fun than nerdy theater kids, we can tell you that.

In spite of a high-profile federal crackdown, Reed College's annual hippie drug fest, Renn Fayre, came and went without a single arrest. Surprise side effect: the Feds now say they can prosecute tacitly drug-friendly colleges for being crack houses.

Hippie school Reed College—my alma mater!—is in the news. Why? Because the Feds have cracked down on their end-of-the-year "Renn Fayre" celebration. They're sending in undercover cops to bust the drug-laced festivities. (And maybe play some human chess.)

Hippie-infested Reed College still boasts one of the best naked Slip-n-Slide celebrations in the greater Portland area, but guess what it does not boast, now: poors. Only hippies who can pay $50K a year are allowed!