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    Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene

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    03/01/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    I'm telling you, he's six months away from dating "Kate" Holmes.
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    03/01/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    I want to reach into that picture and pop that balloon, break his glasses in half and then beat him over the head with his own crocs.


    I'm sort of cranky todday.

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    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    "It is now ready for another phase of existence, one with a renewed clarity and purpose, standing somewhere inside a universe, feeling not fear but love." Delusions of grandeur doesn't begin to cover this denial on display.
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    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    Jesus Christ, this guy's a walking DSM-IV. I actually feel a bit guilty just sitting here and watching it happen. Can someone nearby do something, like, take him to Bellevue?
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    03/01/09

    @SW-2: My bet is on Asperger's. Which, conveniently, was just showcased on the latest episode of Degrassi!
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    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    Hamilton, I will happily pay you a shitload of money to never post a picture of this hateful little muppet again.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    I'm sorry, why do we care, again?
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    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    The Two Jakes! Love it. It must be sad being a bad sequel to yourself, though.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    This is what crawls onto the wing after a Ryanair flight hits a flock of fameballs, and then Dov Charney glides it down for a soft landing on the Yellow River.
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    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    The organism writing these words ... embraced every frightening truth about itself...


    Embrace this: Who are you?

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    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    Unfortunately, no one must have responded to his request to have science defined in three sentences. I sincerely hope that treatise on evolution was tongue in cheek. I'm willing to forgive the "human which" business, because I am nothing if not a forgiving god.


    That said, I wish Jake all the best. I had a feeling dating Julia Baugher would be bad, but not that bad. Here's hoping he finds some peace.

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    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    Oh, Jakob. Someday you will figure out that everything you do doesn't have to be announced or explained or justified with an air of sweeping majestitude, or humilitude, or any kind of air of any kind of 'tude. And you will just do it, and then the Internet will not leap up so eagerly to attack you.


    Or maybe not, and this will happen over and over again, long after we have been encased in robot bodies.

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    02/28/09

    @Moff: I was hoping for a brain jar that propels itself along on titanium crab legs, but I suppose a robot body and Jakob Lodwick learning that self-discovery is a ultimately a masturbatory act will have to do.
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    03/02/09

    @Moff: Moffsome writing.
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    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    Odd, Young, Internet Fameballs: The Return of All the Sad, Young, Literary Men
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    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    Show me its penis!!!!
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    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    Somebody needs to go outside in the sun and play some catch.
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    02/28/09

    In reply to Fresh-Faced 'Jake Lodwick' Is New on the Blogtard Scene
    I hope his new incarnation is no longer a man who looks like an old lesbian.
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