@God: She is in league with the other guy, I heard, the one with one chicken foot and the other that's cloven. Lucifer the fallen archangel told me while I was taking money out of my kid's college money to buy shoes last week.
@BookishLookish: All this is true, dear daughter. I brought up your request before the committee. Satan was all "Hell yeah!" Archangel Michael was being anal as usual and said no. Archangel Gabriel mentioned that you have been a very faithful follower and I found out about all of this later because I was asleep through the whole meeting. Nonetheless I have decided to friend you. Only false gods spurn such from-the-heart requests.
Really though, why? I may hate Sarah Palin as much as any other member of O'Reilly's "extreme left", but even I can see that her radio show would be a huge hit.
I actually really wanted this to happen. I was going to create a blog focusing solely on her daily mastery of the English language. Calacanis was ready to invest $5 million. Fuck.
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God, will you friend me now?
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Separation announcement in 5...4...3...
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