"Zoo managers have been forced to call in the FBI after their main switchboard was jammed with people calling asking to speak to 'Mr G Raff' and a host of other animal names." [Textually]

Open Thread For Complaints About Redesign!

Choire

5/17/07 6:59pm

"Nappy-Headed Ho's" porn DVD to benefit Don Imus. [TMZ]

Our Lungs Are Very Hungry

Choire

5/16/07 7:20pm

65,000 cigarettes. [Chris Jordan]

To The Hamptons!

Choire

5/15/07 7:15pm

Remembering Jerry Falwell in his own words. [Black Sheep]

Fitter. Scarier. More Destructive.

Choire

5/14/07 7:06pm

Synthol! Injectable oil that cures your gay body dysmorphia! [Times UK]

Do You Want To Spend Your Mornings With Nancy Grace?

abalk2

5/11/07 6:40pm

If Nancy Grace joins "The View" does Elisabeth Hasselbeck lose her slot as designated crazy right-wing ranter? [TVNewser]

Pinkberry Made Of People!

Choire

5/10/07 7:00pm

Cornell misspells "university" on spine of its yearbook. [IvyGate]

Chefs Are Not Rock Stars, Says Chef Rock Star

Choire

5/09/07 7:00pm

Microsoft sponsors giant U.K. email time capsule. [British Library]

User-Submitted Boobs Are Not Porn

Choire

5/08/07 7:00pm

Jane mag's website: pioneering women's health education, crusading citizen journalism, or homemade amateur porn site? Maybe all three! Boobs! NSFW and porny kind of but also not? [Jane]

Lindsay Lohan Does Downmarket

Choire

5/07/07 7:00pm

Lindsay Lohan to attend Costume Institute Gala as guest of... Bally! [Fashionista]

Sarah Jessica Parker Thinks You're Frumpy

Doree Shafrir

5/04/07 6:40pm

Note to Sarah Jessica Parker: Clothes for everyday women do not need to be ugly. [Fashionista]

We Are All West Bushwickians

Doree Shafrir

5/03/07 7:01pm

Hey, who tagged our office? And what the heck does it say?

Tommy Hilfiger Actually Loves Black People

Doree Shafrir

5/02/07 7:06pm

Tommy Hilfiger goes on Oprah to say that he never sent that racist email everyone thinks he did. [TMZ]

1100 Pop Culture Magazines

Doree Shafrir

5/01/07 6:51pm

A book called We Love Magazines features 1,100 pop culture magazines. Horror. [PingMag]

Halberstam Inside The Doonesbury

Doree Shafrir

4/30/07 7:00pm

David Halberstam's Doonesbury appearance: He kissed Woodward and Bernstein's Guccis. [Slate]

Lindsay Lohan Is Anywhere

Doree Shafrir

4/27/07 6:35pm

We love it when People Photoshops out those Us Weekly backgrounds behind Lindsay Lohan!

Ranking Society Boobies

Doree Shafrir

4/26/07 6:46pm

New York Social Diary will discover which (mostly aging) socialites have the best racks. (Ally Hilfiger! Where have you been?) [NYSD]

Yes: Anderson Cooper, Naked

Doree Shafrir

4/25/07 7:00pm

The rumor that Anderson Cooper showers in his underwear at the gym? Decidedly untrue. Anyway, who does that? That's crazy! The gym men would have been staring at him and pointing! [Towleroad]