Movie Remakes That Improve Upon The Original Classics
This is a time of year, you may have noticed, when many people choose to re-watch their favorite movies. It's a comforting tradition, certainly, and I'm very much in favor of watching movies repeatedly in a general sense, but there are times when I find myself wishing some of these classics, hampered as they are by…
Sparkle: A Strange Coda to Whitney Houston's Life and Death
Whitney Houston's role in Sparkle, Salim Akil's sturdy and enjoyable remake of Sam O'Steen's nearly unwatchable 1976 film of the same name, is tailored to the late diva. As Emma, Houston plays the surly matriarch of a trio of singing sisters – Sister, Delores and Sparkle – and a former singer herself who was "almost…
They're Remaking Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Thank God
A whole new generation of theme parties is about to be born, as The Hollywood Reporter announced Wednesday that camp classic Whatever Happened to Baby Jane will soon be remade by director Walter Hill.
Footloose: This Is What Happens When MTV Remakes a Classic
Here's a trailer for Footloose—yes, that Footloose—which will ruin your childhood when it hits theaters in October. The remake, produced by MTV, stars newcomer Kenny Wormald as Ren, Dancing with the Stars' Julianne Hough as Ariel, and Dennis Quaid as Ariel's dance-banning preacher father. There's dancing! And…
A Total Recall Remake Is the Last Thing We Need
Hollywood, the most original dream factory in the world, is apparently remaking Paul Verhoeven's marvelous 1990 sci-fi adventure Total Recall, possibly with Colin Farrell in the Arnold Schwarzenegger "Quaiiiddd!!" role. Aw, his face won't look as funny all bulged out.
Watch the First Trailer for Showtime's UK Copycat, Shameless
A few months ago we brought you a list of British shows that are being remade for US audiences. Well the first trailer for Shameless is out and dare we say it doesn't look as bad as we originally thought?
Mo' Duck Money, Mo' Duck Problems
In a reimagined Duck Tales intro, the Beagle Boys enact sexually charged violence against Webby Vanderquack in a ransom plot designed only to replenish the sadistic Scrooge McDuck's money swimming pool. Why Disney never developed the storyline is a mystery.
Martin Scorsese Has Some Bad Ideas in His Head
Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro are teaming up with Lars von Trier to "reboot" Taxi Driver. In 3D! (Your totally credible source for this information: "Copenhagen film magazine Ekko.")
If Wes Anderson Pussified Spider-Man
Wes Anderson has perfected the awkward, colorful twee genre, but he's never been forced out of his element before. What if he took over the Spider-Man franchise? Is it possible to make Peter Parker a bigger wuss? Not likely.
Meghan McCain Will Save Hollywood, World from Mediocrity
We've all been concerned about the remake saturation that has plagued Hollywood as of late. Even though America has subconsciously begged for Footloose: Redux, our culture's fascination with all things old borderlines on pathological. Thank goodness, then, for Meghan McCain.
Bad Moon Rising.
It's official: MTV is going ahead with that horrible and unnecessary Teen Wolf series.
Prepare to Be Baffled Again
The Baffler, the late-'90s journal of stuffy-and-crotchety-yet-youthful dissent, which always read like it was edited by precocious 13-year-olds who wore bow-ties and read Das Kapital and listened to the Misfits semi-ironically and hated their parents, is returning.

