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    Here's The Orly Taitz Remix You've All Been Waiting For

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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    08/07/09

    In reply to Here's The Orly Taitz Remix You've All Been Waiting For
    Judge: Proceed with your argument, Counselor.

    Taitz: Your Honor, OK OK OK OK...uhhh...
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    Edited by onebadclam at 08/07/09 2:36 PM onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    08/07/09

    In reply to Here's The Orly Taitz Remix You've All Been Waiting For
    She was on the Colbert Report last week and it was one of the most humiliating (for the guest) interview he's ever had... And she's so dumb, just smiles through it.
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    Image of cockfightbarmitzvah cockfightbarmitzvah
    08/07/09

    In reply to Here's The Orly Taitz Remix You've All Been Waiting For

    Orly
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09

    @cockfightbarmitzvah:
    rof lmao bag afloO
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    Image of keram2 keram2
    08/07/09

    In reply to Here's The Orly Taitz Remix You've All Been Waiting For
    Between the accent, her increasingly comical public freakouts, and a name (Orly Taitz!), I'm seriously convinced that she's actually Sacha Baron Cohen and we've all been punk'd.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    08/07/09

    In reply to Here's The Orly Taitz Remix You've All Been Waiting For
    She's actually an attorney? I'd like to see if her diploma is a forgery.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09

    @DeltaGuy:
    We should check on this as well

    [orlytaitzesq.com]
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    Edited by Uncle_Billy_Slumming at 08/07/09 8:29 AM Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09


    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:
    Grrr. Problems with editing and links here.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    08/07/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Oh, according to CNN, she's also a Dentist and (as it's apparently rather hard to get a job as either a dentist or a lawyer apparently), a Real Estate Agent.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:
    The year that the above was issued (if real) was 1964, 3 years after O's Bday. Why? What reason could anyone have to request a copy of his Kenyan birth certificate 3 years later?
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    08/07/09

    @DeltaGuy: She probably went to Hollywood Upstairs Lawyer and Dental College.
    Two degrees, half the time!
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    08/07/09

    In reply to Here's The Orly Taitz Remix You've All Been Waiting For
    Perhaps because I move slowly...Perhaps because I drink too much... Smithhimself tries to take the long view of things.
    The second day after Obama's election, the NYTimes printed a crucial demographic map that showed where the Republican Party had GAINED in the popular vote over the second W. Bush election.
    Staring at this map with bleary eyes, I realized that I was looking at something I had always sensed about my country: "The Stupid Belt" of America -- those locations that are fundamentally less educated and less aware of the larger world.
    The Stupid Belt will not vanish in the next three years. Indeed, Gentle Reader, it will grow more shrill, more outrageous and -- well -- a bit more stupid.
    I chuckled at this remix, then read the YouTube viewer comments attached to the original interview. You scroll through hundreds of rants made by people who believe in muddled conspiracies because it blows their mind that a black man is in the White House.
    Orly Taitz may be ridiculous (and she definitely needs to buy a better wig). But the blatherings of the Stupid Belt will not vanish because of facts -- or Gawker sarcasm.
    Get used to it, Gentle Reader. This is our era.
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    Edited by smithhimself at 08/07/09 6:59 AM smithhimself was starred smithhimself was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09

    In reply to Here's The Orly Taitz Remix You've All Been Waiting For
    How come you guys failed to point out that the baloney about the original being destroyed is probably not true? From this it looks not just like they have the original, but that they have microfilm and digitized copies too.
    [www.usatoday.com]
    What is the big deal? So what if it turns out that he wasn't eligible? He leaves, some other puppet steps up. This seems to be an issue of pride -- many are realizing that he's not the messiah they expected and they're so embarrassed they have to fight to maintain their self-worth.
    I have it on good authority (reliable, ehem, source) that Orly is an agent provocateur (agente provocateuse?), and that we're all being set up for a huge crisis of confidence as the economic devastation peaks. It will be revealed when people are much poorer and angrier.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09

    .
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    Edited by Uncle_Billy_Slumming at 08/07/09 5:07 AM Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09


    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:
    Addendum: Clean barrel giving birth to Obama in Hawaiian waters. This brings up an interesting question: Does Obama surf? A real one of these would trounce those bare moobied Putin-horse photos.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    08/07/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: And what is the purpose of all this intentional (as you say) campaign of destabilization?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09

    @Wrapitup:
    The master plan? Dunno, but I think it has something to do with money and power.
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    Image of The Sneak The Sneak
    08/07/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: The only crisis of confidence I have comes from the near-constant reminders that my country is half-full with hateful morons.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    08/07/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Obvs. But for who?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09

    @Wrapitup:
    Financiers covered in gold leaf and wearing Illuminati baseball caps?
     Reply
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    08/07/09

    In reply to Here's The Orly Taitz Remix You've All Been Waiting For
    Love connection.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    04/24/09

    In reply to The News, Auto-Tuned
    Michigan thought we was playin some football/dunkin on they ass/Goin home cryin" .... hahaha, fantastic.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    04/24/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: My favorite part is the Sean Hannity scene:


    Well, don't you worry, baby boo / You'll always have an angry gorilla to be angry with you

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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    04/24/09

    In reply to The News, Auto-Tuned
    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. God bless the Internet!
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/24/09

    @Dr. Nick: and God bless you for capitalizing Internet. Wink!
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/24/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: ...the I in Internet...
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    04/24/09

    In reply to The News, Auto-Tuned
    This is at least 480% better than "808 and Heartbreak."
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/24/09

    In reply to The News, Auto-Tuned
    Fantastic! Both videos have a very cool Flight of the Conchords vibe.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/24/09

    In reply to The News, Auto-Tuned
    I never seem to grow out of the need for this kind of goofball humor. The giant can of PBR put me over the edge.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    04/24/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I was sold when he made a "loser L" for the west coast throw. WTF???
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/24/09

    @saythatscool: gonna beat his ass fo that. Wessside, represent. I'm out.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    04/24/09

    In reply to The News, Auto-Tuned
    This really makes up for an otherwise fantastically shitty week.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    04/24/09

    @Richard Lawson: For the record, Katie > Kanye.
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    04/24/09

    In reply to The News, Auto-Tuned
    Katie is better than Beyonce!
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