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    Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping Changes Everything

    Who Knew? The Top 10 Unlikely Vocal Performances From Non-Singing Actors
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/14/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping Changes Everything
    Could it be because Zellweger looks suspiciously like a spanked ham?



    That may not be a bad thing, per se. But it would depend if the man wanted to date her or rub her with garlic. Just sayin.
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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    07/14/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping Changes Everything
    Every time I read about the fairy tale romance between Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, I pause for a moment to ponder my own fairy tale romance with Tony Roma's, Famous For Ribs.



    I swear to God, if Tony Roma ever breaks up with me, I will freak the fuck out.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/14/09

    @lawyergay: You're not alone. I always read it first as Tony Roma. And now I want ribs.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/14/09

    @lawyergay: Baby's Got Babyback!
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    07/14/09

    @scroll_lock: And, if I'm not mistaken, baby's also got motherfucking loaded mashed potatoes in there somewhere. That's why I'll always love my Tony Roma's.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/14/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping Changes Everything
    You should see some of the comments in DFW about Romo dumping Jessica .. all these dumb motherfuckers are like "Now the 'boys can win some games!"



    Sports fans + newspaper comment section = illiterate moron festival!
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    07/14/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping Changes Everything
    A guy in a tight bodysuit prancing around the stage? On Broadway? Who would go see such a thing?
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    07/14/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping Changes Everything
    Quentin Tarantino to retire from directing? That's 3 movies too late!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07/14/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping Changes Everything
    If I were one of those positive-body-image-undermining creeps, I might say that Jessica should shout "beep! beep! beep!" into the microphone before she backs up on stage. You know, for safety's sake.



    But I'm not, so I won't. Besides, I think she looks damn good in that picture.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/14/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping Changes Everything
    Oh, I really don't want to defend Jessica Simpson, but it really is shitty to dump someone the night before her birthday, especially if she's planning some huge party.



    Also - wasn't there a blind item a few weeks about about a celeb who was losing her hair because of extensions? I thought it was for a reality star, but maybe it was Lindsay.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/14/09

    @VoxPopuli: Yeah, for some reason I thought it was Kristin Cavillari, but I guess that answers that.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/14/09

    @VoxPopuli: Yep, now that I think about it, there was. Maybe Lilo should go to the Beehive in Wasilla to see Sarah Palin's girl for a fix.
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    Image of eve804 eve804
    07/14/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping Changes Everything
    "Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping" put a picture in my head that i really didn't want.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/14/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Birthday Eve Dumping Changes Everything
    I've never been so turned on by a pair of mom jeans before.



    Surely this is the end for me.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/14/09

    @skahammer: Your Mom goes to concerts.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07/14/09

    @skahammer: J-Sim's mom jeans have got it goin' on.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/14/09

    @skahammer: She is a total knockout, skahoney, do not thwart your natural instincts to admire the Big Blonde.
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    Image of J. Frank Parnell J. Frank Parnell
    07/14/09

    @MisterHippity: Where's Sir Mix-a-lot? Jess sure seems like she needs a hug from a dude who digs big, round asses.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/14/09

    @J. Frank Parnell: I actually purchased the rights to the Mix-a-Lot name and portfolio during his second bankruptcy in 2002.



    All it got me was a lot of irate creditors from unknown countries calling my home at bizarre hours, but it was still worthwhile for the personalized license plate alone.
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    07/14/09

    @scroll_lock: "Mom, what's a 'Claymate' -- and how did your name get on their mailing list?"
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    07/14/09

    @skahammer: She was Aiken to convert him to her team!
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish: I don't even like her, particularly, but the hair, the boobs, the behind . . . who wouldn't enjoy getting his hands on her largesse?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/14/09

    @Mama Penguino: "The hair"? Mama P, you clearly have a lot to learn about giving voice to the horny 16-year-old boy who lives inside you.



    Just watch how I do it, and you'll pick up plenty of useful tips.
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