Report: In New York, Justice for the Poor Is a Joke
One nice thing about America is that even if you are poor, you cannot legally be railroaded for any old criminal accusation; you are guaranteed justice and fair representation. A new report details just how much of a farce that promise is.
The Water Wars and Urban Sprawl of 2030
The year 2030 is only 17 short years away. (Wow. I can remember when it was 25 years away.) What will the world be like in 2030? According to a new "Global Trends" report from the US National Intelligence office—a deeply researched report provocative in its predictions which will, in all likelihood, be ignored, like…
Surprise Car Crash Doesn't Faze TV News Reporter
While Australian TV news journalist Alison Ariotti reports from "the frontlines" of Perth or whatever, a black car rams right into the back of a red car and ha, the person who owns the red car will probably be surprised when they watch the news, eh? Focused Alison doesn't let the crash interrupt her reporting in any…
TV Station Makes Little, Law-Abiding Boy Sound Thuggish
After a drive-by shooting involving two teens, Chicago CBS affiliate WBBM interviewed a few preschool-aged criminologists who happened to witness the incident—including a four-year-old boy who had some pretty "scary" things to say completely misrepresent!
We Lost the War on Drugs
A new report from the Global Commission on Drug Policy, an international group that includes former Secretary of State George Schultz, former Federal Reserve chairman Paul Volcker, and former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan, finds that the international war on drugs is a big fat failure. (On the part of humans. Drugs…
BP CEO Tony Hayward to Resign Before October
The Times of London, citing sources "close to the company," says that BP CEO Tony Hayward will resign before October 1, because everyone hates him, except for his family (probably). BP is denying the report. [CNN]
Your Kids Are Getting High on Nutmeg Right Now
They are snorting it or eating a lot of it (3 or 4 tbsps) to get the "marijuana-like high" that the common spice can provide. Is this the little extra "Hmm" factor that Rachael Ray is always talking about?
U.S. Fleet Moving Through Suez Canal, According to Report
British newspaper Al-Quds al-Arabi reports that a U.S. Naval fleet passed through the Suez Canal.
New School to Issue Useless Report
In typical bureaucratic fashion, The New School has convened a committee to issue a formal report on the student takeover last month. Not addressed: Is this cop a huge dick, or what? [City Room]
(Black) Obama Linked To (Black) Rappers In B——, Hoe Scandal, Says Race-Blind Conservative Publication!
Scandal alert: Barack Obama has been complicit with rappers since at least 2006! He has collaborated with their nefarious aims! It's all there in a sordid report from Human Events, which lays bare the undeniable ties between Obama and individuals who have released albums containing rap music at one time or another.…
Too Many Reports Reports Report Report
A Texas commission declared today in a 668-page report that the state issues too many reports. The state could save millions by cutting back on annual reports. "For the report [on reports] to be effective, it must be ongoing."


