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    Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'

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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    09/17/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    Is it just me, or are the ladies togged out in the outfits from the original "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?"
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    Image of Ohcaptainmycaptain Ohcaptainmycaptain
    05/21/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    What a bunch of hags. Glenn, why would you consent to sitting in a circle of undersexed jappy harpies? Don't you know there's nothing more terrifying than the bitterness of women who have lost/never had good looks?


    And what's with Whoopie saying Glenn is a sack of shit? Whoopie, if we asked young children who looked more like poop, who do ya think they'd pick?

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    05/21/09

    @Ohcaptainmycaptain: Howdy, Glenn!
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    Beck is just an Elmer Gantry type (he has no ideology; just many unspecified feelings of having been treated badly in life) but I would guess his inner demons are eating him alive in the slowest, most painful way.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    Glenn Beck personifies Fox News.
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    Image of lovethysally lovethysally
    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    Hasselbeck isn't having any ideological epiphanies - she just shuts her fat mouth when it's obvious she's on the wrong side, silently wishing it would all go away.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    05/20/09

    @lovethysally: What about the other conservative, the really stupid one? What's her name? Sherri? She's just sitting there, grinning like the meds have kicked in. What's hear deal?
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    I don't know that Hasselbeck is slipping to the other side. Beck has a way of making conservatives feel like liberals. If I was around him, I would be saying, "Oh, I guess I'm not a conservative." Not only that, but since Beck's amusing little anecdote turned out to be a lie, I think I would have let him flounder there on his own as well.
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    05/20/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: It's a shame that nutter like Beck can you make you, my dear Chillbear, who is a reasoned and rational person who happens to be conservative, question his positions.


    Beck is a conservative.

    Beck is a mad dog.

    I am not a mad dog.

    Therefore I must not be a conservative.


    See what I mean?

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    05/20/09

    @Hydroceph: I remember the Democratic party not looking so great in 2004, but I don't remember this kind of sheer nuttery. I enjoyed your little bit of Socratese. I'm going to keep fighting my cause with as much dignity as I can muster. It seems to be in short supply these days.
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    05/21/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Don't even get me started on the dignity thing. I'll start sounding really cranky, then.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    So the women of the View opened a can of Whoopi-ass on him?


    Oh come on, it's not like you didn't think it.

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    05/20/09

    @Hydroceph: Ha! Love it when they play the Goldberg variations.
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    05/21/09

    @BridgeOverTribbledWaters: Well played, sir.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    It would be fantastic if Hasselbeck was undergoing an ideological conversion, or at least becoming less of an idiot . . . But, if it didn't happen after Sarah Palin, I don't think it's ever going to happen.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    um. Can't they afford a bigger table?
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/20/09

    @jbwan: I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING!
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    05/20/09

    @jbwan: I'm just glad the set isn't blue, dark and creepy like it was during the O' Donnell season.
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    Image of Helman Helman
    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    Also Joy Behar is a national treasure.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    05/20/09

    @Helman: Agreed and not because I necessarily agree with her.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    Please, conservatives, defend this sack of dog mess. We may have our own, but he is entirely 100% yours.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    05/20/09

    @htotheomo: Nope. I won't defend him. He isn't a politician, he is an entertainer. He is no different than other media types who shoot from their hip and say dumb things just to get some hits/viewers.


    There is no such thing as news anymore. All we have are op/eds and circus acts. (Sob) Much like Jerry Springer, he is entertaining, but he leaves that throw up taste in your mouth after a night of red wine, tapas and port. But mostly port.

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    05/20/09

    @momof3wildkids: Yeah, I can see Diane Rehm going off about how Michael Steele tried to steal her doughnut from the breakfast buffet at Denney's.


    No, he's not entertaining. No, he's not a journalist.


    He is, however, all yours.

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    05/20/09

    @momof3wildkids: Beck is an idiot, and the media outlets can be moronic, but is it any worse than when Henry Luce or Randolph Hearst were kicking around?

    But, to say "there is no such thing as news anymore," is a sound bite. There are a lot of reporters driving around in 12 year old Saturn's or taking the subway to get to a City Council meeting to report the news, and to say that some tv dipshits represent all facets of the medium is bullshit.
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    05/20/09

    @Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: Hoo-rah.


    I like it that so many of National Review's writers name-check National Public Radio in their writing.


    "I was listening to NPR this morning, dropping off the adorable children." Or something as telling.


    Momof3wildkids, the news is out there; you just have to find it. And look for it.

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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    05/20/09

    @momof3wildkids: That's a neat justification for Fox News bullshit. There is plenty of news and many intelligent and truthful voices in the media. They just cannot be found on Fox.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    05/21/09

    @momof3wildkids: So what if he is an entertainer? You still have to defend him. I find it more disturbing that there is no such thing as a good conservative entertainer than that Bush, Cheney, Rice and Rumsfeld tried to establish a permanent rule of an evil empire. In fact, I think that a total lack of sense of humor is a pretty good definition of evil.


    Can you name a good conservative entertainer? Can you even find a good conservative joke?

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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    05/21/09

    @htotheomo: He lives in a world of hate that I am not a member of, thank you very much.


    He is no more mine than any other extremely liberal wack-job is yours (cough, Obermann). You may not realize this, but not all conservatives are alike.


    Both sides of the aisle have mouthpieces that demonize the other side. HTO, I hope you aren't doing that to me by linking me to this dickwad.

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    05/21/09

    @momof3wildkids: I have no interest in demonizing anyone, much less you. But you can't tell me that there are no good news sources out there.
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    05/21/09

    @momof3wildkids: Either show us a video of Obermann lying so blatantly that even he cannot seriously defend himself, or shut up. Or better yet, just walk towards the light and come over to our side already.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    This man has zero face left.
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    05/20/09

    @i'm a bottle: Alas, to his whackjob fans, this just makes him St. Beck, Hero and Martyr.
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    05/20/09

    @Hydroceph: He has fans? Are they at his walled compound?
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    05/20/09

    @i'm a bottle: Maybe fans isn't the right word. Kool-Aid tipplers? Lobotomites? People who wear those nice white coats that make you hug yourself?
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    Meh. An entertainer posing as a journalist gets shizzled by the ladies @ the View.
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    Image of Helman Helman
    05/20/09

    W@momof3wildkids: No. She called his ass out. Hats off to her.
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    Image of ObamaIsMyPresident ObamaIsMyPresident
    05/20/09

    In reply to Whoopi Goldberg to Glenn Beck: 'You're a Lying Sack of Dog Mess'
    LOVED every second of him writhing in his seat. Glenn Beck can't handle the ladies of 'The View'!? Can The View finally get an Emmy now?
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    05/20/09

    @ObamaIsMyPresident: In what category? "Best Daytime Menopause"? "Best Harridans"?
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    12/19/08

    In reply to America's Best Ballot Disqualified
    There will be repercussions!


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