Ted Cruz Stuck With Jeb Bush Endorsement
Erstwhile presidential candidate and public sad man Jeb Bush endorsed Ted Cruz in a statement posted to Facebook page this morning.
Conservative Pundit Bill Kristol Can't Stop Talking About His Loathing for Trump
Behold, a holiday miracle: Democrats and Republicans can be agree! Donald Trump, a man as unifying as he is orange, has given us all a reason to get along.
Donald Trump Won't Rule Out an Independent Campaign, Even After Pledging Not To Run
Donald Trump’s waterfall of regurgitated chatter continued on Sunday, with quips about Muslim databases, 9/11, and bringing back water-boarding. And over all of it, he also suggested that he would run for president as independent if he doesn’t get the Republican nod.
Jeb Bush Has a Lot of Cooler Things To Do Than Hang Out With You Losers
Jeb Bush, the Republican presidential candidate also known as Jeb!, has a lot of stuff going on besides his campaign, you know.
Trump Announces His Second Official Position: Support for Nationwide Concealed-Carry
Until today, Donald Trump’s campaign website had a “positions” page that outlined his stance on just a single issue: immigration. (Deport every undocumented person and build a wall along the border with Mexico.) Now he’s got a second position, on gun control. Congratulations, Donald! Chugging right along.
Family-Values Politician Bought Gay Sex Shop Wares With Taxpayer Money
For those of you who keep track of America's conservative family-values Republicans who are caught doing sexy gay things, here's a new name to add to your lists: Southaven, Mississippi mayor and failed Congressional candidate Greg Davis, who allegedly billed taxpayers $67 for purchases at a Canadian gay sex shop…
Florida Pol Wants to Bring Back Firing Squads
Republican Florida state Rep. Brad Drake entered a Waffle House and emerged a man with ideas. Bold ideas, about breakfast. But also some ideas on how to kill Florida's death row inmates with firing squads. Regular Florida folks might be tapped to help shoot some of these condemned critters, because government…
Tea Party Debate Crowd on Uninsured Sick Americans: Let Them Die!
Wolf Blitzer is "watching very closely" in Tampa, Florida tonight as he moderates a CNN/Tea Party debate between the remaining Republican presidential candidates. On the topic of healthcare, Blitzer asked Congressman Ron Paul what he'd do if an otherwise healthy 30-year-old man without health insurance needed six…
Mr. Michele Bachmann Accepted Money From Medicaid
All-around American girl Michele Bachmann hates on Medicaid because it helps poor people, and that's socialism. Yet since 2005, her husband has accepted $137,000 in Medicaid funds to "quality Christian-counsel" people so they don't become gay barbarians, as NBC has discovered.
Bill Maher Creates the Anti-Obama Candidate of GOP Dreams
On tonight's Real Time, Bill Maher declared that Republicans believe in "being against everything [Obama] is for" and "must nominate for 2012 a man who is the exact opposite of Obama." He even created one for them! Meet Karab Amabo.
Things to Do in South Carolina
S.C. State Attorney lunches at cemetery. Takes stripper, sex toys and Viagra "just in case."
Please Turn the Governor of Alaska's Family Into a Television Program. Thank You.
The heartwrenching saga of the Wasilla Hillbillies, the most recent installment of which features the dramatic break-up of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, cries out for a reality show. It could be on VH1.
Twin City Gays Urged to Un-Gay for GOP Convention
With thousands of "Family Values"-type conservatives descending on St. Paul, Minnesota, for the Republican National convention, area locals-who are largely Democratic, progressive and, yes, gay-are being asked to do their best to make the visiting Right Wingers feel more at home in a series of fun commercials which…
