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    Things to Do in South Carolina

    Please Turn the Governor of Alaska's Family Into a Television Program. Thank You.

    Twin City Gays Urged to Un-Gay for GOP Convention

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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/30/09

    In reply to Things to Do in South Carolina
    Picture, if you will, a bloated, pasty hick Republican politico, sailing on two wheels down a dirt road in the General Lee like a millenial Duke of Hazzard with a young stripper at his side, leaving a trail of flying gravel, dildos and Enzyte in his wake like the tail of the most bizarre comet that ever traversed the heavens.

    And there you have the logo for the GOP Presidential candidate in 2012. #sex
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    Image of ModestProposal ModestProposal
    10/30/09

    In reply to Things to Do in South Carolina
    Having been to SC twice, this probably rates in the top 5, just ahead of humping your harley in myrtle beach but just behind getting threatened for being a carpetbagging Yank (ps, the war's over) #sex
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/30/09

    In reply to Things to Do in South Carolina
    The stripper is in case the sex toys and Viagra work? #sex
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    Image of Valerie Flame Valerie Flame
    10/30/09

    In reply to Things to Do in South Carolina
    The lede on the S.C. political blog that broke the story: "One of S.C. Attorney General Henry McMaster’s top lieutenants has abruptly resigned from his post after allegations of a cemetery sex tryst with a prostitute surfaced Monday."

    The lede on the S.C. paper - the biggest in the state - following it up: "An assistant state attorney general was stopped in his car by a Columbia police officer Monday on suspicion of illegal activity, identified himself as an employee of the attorney general's office, and was not charged with a crime."

    Newspapers are suicidal. #sex
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    10/30/09

    In reply to Things to Do in South Carolina
    Maybe this is why they ended up asking Corning more questions than the girl. #sex
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    10/30/09

    In reply to Things to Do in South Carolina
    Not just any type of sex toys but vibrating penis rings! Who knew such a thing existed? #sex
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    Image of Senator Sully Senator Sully
    10/30/09

    @heywhat: Dude, you need to get out more! #sex
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    10/30/09

    @Senator Sully: I'm actually not a dude but whatever. I do need to get out more. #sex
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    Image of Senator Sully Senator Sully
    10/30/09

    @heywhat: I always considered "dude" to be gender non-specific.
    Trojan actually has commercials for vibrating penis rings on network television.
    [www.trojanvibratingring.com] #sex
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    Image of Dr.Dasher Dr.Dasher
    10/30/09

    In reply to Things to Do in South Carolina
    Hey, there's just some things OnStar won't do. #sex
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/30/09

    In reply to Things to Do in South Carolina
    [Testing new instant gratification feature]

    It works!
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    03/12/09

    In reply to Please Turn the Governor of Alaska's Family Into a Television Program. Thank You.
    How's he going to fix the tattoo? My guess:


    Harvey's Bristol Cream Forever

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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    03/12/09

    In reply to Please Turn the Governor of Alaska's Family Into a Television Program. Thank You.
    I thought this show had already been canceled by an overwhelming vote of the American people.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    03/12/09

    In reply to Please Turn the Governor of Alaska's Family Into a Television Program. Thank You.
    He's not the father. Haven't you heard? This guy stepped forward and announced that he is:


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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    03/12/09

    In reply to Please Turn the Governor of Alaska's Family Into a Television Program. Thank You.
    Well, well, whaddya know...


    1) Bristol Palin may be the smartest one out of the
    whole Palin clan.
    a) She's bucking against that whole abstinence tripe.
    b) She apparently said "Fuck off!" to that whole
    "you must marry the hick that knocked you up"
    thing.


    It seems like she's the only one thinking about what's in her best interest right now… politics and mama Sarah's career be damned. Never thought I'd say this, but good for her. Somebody, anybody, offer her an opportunity to get out of Wasilla...the deprogramming didn't take, she still has free will, quick before the pod vines reattach!

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    03/12/09

    In reply to Please Turn the Governor of Alaska's Family Into a Television Program. Thank You.
    Okay People magazine: boxers or briefs?
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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    03/12/09

    In reply to Please Turn the Governor of Alaska's Family Into a Television Program. Thank You.
    Is Greta going to do another interview? Or is FOX done with this, now that Bristol is just another unmarried mother.
    (though...personally, I'm glad they aren't getting married. they both get a shot at moving on, growing up and finding some sort of happiness)
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    03/12/09

    In reply to Please Turn the Governor of Alaska's Family Into a Television Program. Thank You.
    It seems to me that the cultural differences between the Palins and the Johnstons are measured only in quantity of cash, presence or absence of political power inside the families, and the presence or absence of wheels attached to the bottoms of the two households.


    I mean, Johnston might BE (air quote) white trash (close air quote) but Bristol surely must recognize that she is, at the end of the day, a teenage mother -- a quintessential quality often ascribed to (air quote) white trash (close air quote).


    Not that there's anything wrong with being a baby mama. I'm personally sick of the Republican and Yellow Dog Democrat shit-bags that demonize single mothers as the root of all evil. Single moms are the pariah of every one of those backward hillbilly conservative states of our union. One of the reasons why Bobby Jindal is declining that money, for example, is because he would have to reform unemployment benefits to apply to part timers who are laid off and people who leave jobs due to home emergencies -- this is something that happens to single mothers -- and physically abused women -- the most.

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    Image of What I Meant Was... What I Meant Was...
    03/12/09

    @gawkimo: Aren't the Blue Dog Dems more like the repubs, and Yellow Dogs pretty far left? I Wikipedia could be wrong.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    03/12/09

    @What I Meant Was...: I've always considered the Democrats elected as governors of Republican-dominated states (like Oklahoma) to be Yellow Dogs. They're the Dems that are pro-gun and usually anti-choice. I could be wrong tho.
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