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    Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride

    Sell It All and Flee
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    "Goddammit, you promised me a hot babe. Now m'privates have retreated so far inward we'll need a search and rescue team."
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    I think Barbara got the better part of that deal.


    I kind of like her little rainbow shoes. Is that weird?

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    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    I just threw up a little bit in my glasses.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    You know how everyone made fun of Barbara back in 1988 for looking so old? Well, she looks EXACTLY the same. Everyone else, on the other hand ...
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    Am I the only one thinking "carnival" when I see Bab's cotton candy-esque coif?
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    Why?
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    "Hey Barbara, wanna hear me sing 'Tits and Ass'"?
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    ONE, singular sensation......
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    06/09/09

    @Martiniman: Ha!
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    Babs must be LIVID!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/09/09

    @Mymoustache: Babs is deeply relieved to have given up conjugal duties and is all, "As long as I don't have to do it, I don't care!"
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    So. If this is what being the "most powerful man in the free world" get's you, let's just say I'm happy down here amongst the serfs.
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    Wow, all those years laboring "sur le danse" really do lead to pterodactyl feet. My grandma warned me off professional go-go dancing for a reason!
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    06/09/09

    @BookishLookish: What do our many foot-fetish commenters think about them tootsies?
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    06/09/09

    @bytememehard: Good question, byte. Come out, come out, wherever you are!
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    06/09/09

    @BookishLookish: I think I've seen those feet hanging in the window of a supermarket in Flushing
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    06/09/09

    @BookishLookish:


    She has feet?

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    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    Two Men; Two Bushes.
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    06/09/09

    @HiredGoons: I count three bushes.
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    Donna Rice still making the rounds.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    why such crappy looking chairs?
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    06/09/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: And they (the chairs, that is) are probably 20 years old and a little ratty (because the Bush family is Old Money).
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Elder Bush Gives Bouncy Ride
    Someone please explain away those socks.
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    06/09/09

    @CaptainFantastic: What it means to be from Maine.
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