The traditional opening credits for Mad Men are all angst and existential brooding over ominous music, but what if the theme song were more like something you'd listen to at a swinging '60s cocktail party? Now we know what it would be like.

Times Square has always been one of the worst parts of town. Now it's crammed with badly dressed tourists waddling along the sidewalk trying to find M&M World. Back in 1986, it was just as bad.

Over 200 antique home supplies (think: fans, mixers, vacuums, etc.) were set up in the style of a symphony to play what the creators call "The Stupid Orchestra."

Dare I ask it? In a casket? Watch Morgan Freeman sing and bathe as Count Dracula in this clip from The Electric Company on PBS.

Most of us have many fond memories of watching Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood as a child. From his sneakers and cardigans to his trips to the bakery, he's probably the most gentle and soft-spoken television host of all time.

In an interview that feels a lot like watching Tim and Eric, a fresh-faced and curly-haired Nicole Kidman quietly describes one of her early films called BMX Bandits. Is this what the 80s were like in Australia?

Hey, it's Clarissa Darling—but all grown up!? Enter Clarissa Now, a 1995 pilot for CBS starring a college-aged Clarissa. This time, she's explaining it all about her foray into the professional world as an intern at a newspaper.

Judging from her vegan lifestyle, it's no surprise that Academy Award Winner Natalie Portman cares about the environment. But did you know her activism started this far back? Here, watch a very young Natalie get funky about saving the planet.

Well, this video is exactly what the headline implies—many, many instances of the pre-meth Jodie Sweetin saying her classic phrase on Full House. Did I actually just bring up her drug-addicted past? Say it with me: "How. Rude."

Hold your keyboards close, because you're about to travel to the 90s: a magical time in which websites like Gawker.TV didn't exist to distract you from your real work.

This the most important moment in the teenage life of Nickelodeon's Doug Funnie—yes, even better than meeting The Beets at the Honker Burger with Skeeter. His crush, Patti Mayonaise, has asked him out on a date.

Before she was Al Bundy's hot wife on Modern Family she was hawking Bally's $5 sign-up fees. You may find her light hair startling, but the gratuitous shots of her body in a bikini will likely ease the pain.

"I love old photos," photographer Irina Werning writes. "As soon as I step into someone else's house, I start sniffing for them." Last year, Werning asked friends and family to "re-enact" old photos of themselves for an ongoing project, which she christened "Back to the Future." This is Pancho, in 1983 and again in…

This is proof that Drew Barrymore hasn't changed a bit. Here she is at seven years old on the Johnny Carson Show discussing her flipper teeth.

It's easy to see why these sketch-ideas for ABC's logo were tossed, but it doesn't mean that they aren't fun to look at. Just one thought: what's with the logo that looks like Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon?"

LeVar's endless enthusiasm circa '83, reminds us that it's the simple things in life that matter. Like, when you're riding aboard a passenger train and you discover a shower in your personal bathroom. "Oh boy!" is right.

The Apple founder wasn't always so poised in front of the cameras - here is a rare clip from a 1978 TV appearance, where Jobs seems incredibly overwhelmed just to be on television.

Dynasty divas Krystal and Alexis Carrington got turned into plastic Barbie miniatures to celebrate the show's 30th anniversary. We can't wait to get them both so we can reenact their famous fights. [Image via Pacific Coast News]

Once upon a time, cartoons tried to educate America's youth. Here's an old tune from the Animaniacs teaching us about every U.S. President in a squeaky voice.