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    Montauk Monster Washes Up Again

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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    All I have to say is that it was DELICIOUS with a little applesauce and shaved jicama.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    Don't be creeped out looking at him, it's where KFC gets its new grilled "chicken."
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    gotta love the classic

    "Dey ain't like yuuumanz"..
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    Image of SW-2 SW-2
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    Nutria?
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    Image of MyrtleWilloughby MyrtleWilloughby
    05/11/09

    @SW-2: Team nutria has my vote!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/11/09

    @MyrtleWilloughby:


    I think the nutria generally has kind of a dull single-color coat rather than the dappled thing above, though.


    I've been wrong before, though.

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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    05/11/09

    @SW-2:


    Notria?

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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    Let's twist AGAIN kids, let's twist Again.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    Hamilton: did Monty bring the FNFF with him?
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    05/11/09

    @Aaron Altman: Awww. Memories.
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    Image of MauriceBabanacka MauriceBabanacka
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    it is rather obviously not a decapitated swine.

    a - it is clearly in the process of molting a thick coat of dark hair (which falls off in the water soon into decomposition)
    b - it is not very thoroughly decapitated, whatever it is.
    c - if you squint you can see its tail is thicker and longer than a pig, more like a dog.

    the real question might soon become who keeps killing these ugly ass dogs in montauk..
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    05/11/09

    @MauriceBabanacka:


    Many hogs have course hair that needs to be burned off during the butchering process. Not all piggies are cute little pinks things.


    Nothing like attending hog butchering season in Missouri durint the '60s to glean all these useless facts.

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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    I'm going to start a rumor that this (Pig People) is what happens in the last stages of fatal swine flu and that the government's been dumping the body. Then ask people to donate to my investigation through PayPal.


    Recession, busted.

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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    When they picked up the head with the stick at first, I got really scared. It seemed like it came to life.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    Ah, it's officially summer when the Montauk Monster appears.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    This looks like all the offal one used to see in the gutters of far W. 14th Street-- no, not this past Saturday, but when it was still just the Meatpacking District.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    I vote for pig, although now it looks more like pork.
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    Image of queenofdebt queenofdebt
    05/11/09

    @miss_msry: I don't know...there is the Plum Island Lab a few miles away from Montauk and they do some pretty freaky experiments there. My uncle (who is a vet that used to work at Plum Island) said it looked like a deformed Pitbull. I could totally see it.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    05/11/09

    @queenofdebt:


    Lots of science experiments are performed on swine because their systems somehow are almost like humans. Go figure.

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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    That is unfortunately almost without doubt a decapitated pig.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/11/09

    @badasscat:


    The tail seems canine rather than porcine, though. And there may be some post mortem bloating.


    As people suggested last summer, this could involve dogfighting and other forms of animal abuse.

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again

    ...they start off cute...
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/11/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.:


    Just call me Blanche, sweetheart.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/11/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.:


    Don't give them water.

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/11/09

    @Smitros: Or feed them after midnight. (But how early can you feed them in the morning? Huh?)
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/11/09

    @CaptainFantastic:


    When you're aware of the hangover.

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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    05/11/09

    In reply to Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
    And if he sees his shadow, we get three extra paid holidays this summer!
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