Khalid Sheik Mohammed Won't Be Tried in New York After All

The Obama Administration will announce this afternoon what's been expected for about a year now: Self-described 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheik Mohammed won't be tried in a New York civilian court as originally planned and instead will go before a military commission at Guantanamo Bay. That's an unusual way to follow up…
You Didn't Really Think Keith Olbermann Was Going to Shut Up, Did You?
Three days after quitting Twitter in a huff because some people didn't like the way he minimized the rape charges against Julian Assange, Keith Olbermann has triumphantly returned to Twitter. He just wanted to show off the new picture.
Cindy McCain Is OK with a Little Bit of Hate
Cindy McCain caused a stir by denouncing Don't Ask Don't Tell in a spot for a pro-gay marriage organization even as her husband blocks any attempt to repeal the law. But wait! She actually supports John's position?
Karl Rove Loves Christine O'Donnell Now, Thinks She Can Win
After suffering public whippings from Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin, Karl Rove suddenly and magically supports Christine O'Donnell! Always has. When he was not supporting her, well, that was just a ploy to raise Internet money! Leave Karl Rove alone.
Eric Schmidt Bullied into Submission Twice in One Day
It's not everyday you see the CEO of Google eating his words. But Eric Schmidt has made two embarrassing reversals so far today: Admitting he was wrong about Twitter, and admitting he's got a terrible, AOL-user-esque sense of internet fashion.
WEDNESDAY EVENING NEWS DUMP
OMG! Moe Tkacik is actually coming to Gawker! [Radar, Previously]
Black Guys No Longer Considered A Plague
Hey, remember that "Black guy as the plague of darkness" Jewish children's finger puppet set that you derived so much racial and religious amusement from last week? Well Jewishstore.com must have gotten the mild whiff of bad publicity that its crazy puppet was generating, because the black man of darkness has now…
