Showing a persistence and work ethic she never mustered in her lackluster high school career, University of Texas reject and professional white martyr Abigail Fisher has convinced the Supreme Court to give her one more chance to blame affirmative action for her personal failures.
The White Student Suing to Overthrow Affirmative Action Was Too Dumb to Get Into Her Chosen College
Life is tough for white people in America. A few hundred years of presumed superiority have left many of them psychologically unable to deal with failure, trapped in a cycle of victimhood where their own shortcomings can only be understood as evidence of persecution against them. So we have Abigail Fisher, 23 years…
What Obama's Second Term Will Really Look Like
There is a particular type of white person who startles easily, like a sensitive, inbred racehorse or a motherless baby bird. As you might imagine, this has not been an easy week for them. What do they fear? Everything, mostly. Religions that are very similar but not identical to their own. Loud voices and bold fonts.…
Lady Faces Jail for Calling White French Guys Mean Name
In France, people are all very sensitive about things, and prefer to approach sensitive issues (all) by arguing sophisticated points of serious political philosophy, while making dismissive hand gestures and holding cigarettes. This is why the French are such a bunch of pussies who aren't even tough enough to be…
Three Taxes That Are More Reverse Racist Than the Tanning Tax
Certain talkshows and Internet commenters are practically race-rioting over Obama's new 10% tax on tanning salons. See, only white people tan—which means the tax will only be paid by white people. Reverse racist tax!
