Rachel was an unashamed shill for the Clinton campaign during the Democratic primaries, smearing HuffPo with bullshit praise for the Hill and near-slanders against Obama. She can't get over the fact that Hillary lost.
Does that have anything to do with the question? That depends on whether you have a "Still Pissed at Hillary" bumper sticker or not...
Either way, the best way to deal with Rachel Sklar is to simply ignore her (except when she's your waitress).
@oldgraygeek: Your "unashamed shill" is just a perjorative way of saying she didn't agree with you. What did she have to be ashamed about? HuffPo needed a little bit of balance at that point, it was an Obama lovefest at that point, Rachel just got grief for departing from the party line.
Is Rachel's Megan Fox obsession an extension of her vagina obsession? Last night, she twittered that she missed Jenny Slate's F-Bomb on "SNL," to which I responded with something like "That's what happens when you don't focus on anyone besides Megan Fox." She was quick to correct me via DM, however. (BTW -- this comment, like my original one to Rachel, is all in good fun.)
This post was going okay until you tried to shoehorn that video in. Clearly that video belongs in a post with the infamous Rack Tazer, because you'd be 2/3rds of the way to an Allen Salkin piece.
@squeakel: My friend has the best coffee table book ever, "Yonis Found In Nature." It is filled with photographs of bisected canyons, gnarled tree trunks with gaping slits in them and bivalve mollusks. I figure it helps even the playing field, what with the man made phallic structures I'm surrounded by daily.
@RachelSklar: OK, I assume you know that the fascination with vaginas dentata climaxed in the Middle Ages? So is this simply a sly way of calling all involved "old toothy c***s?" Nice work, if so.
"Every night, somewhere on the outlaw side of some town, below some metaphysical 14th Street, out at he hard edges of some consensus about what's real, the continuity is always being sought, claimed, lost, found again, carried on." --TP, (Lotion Nobody's Cool CD 1995)
An book editor friend of mine just got an invitation to an event in September involving a number of New York bands and another mysterious author -- John Twelve Hawks. One of the musicians mentioned is a singer named Brett Smiley who was a star in the UK during the glam days.
Does Hawks know Smiley? Did he write liner notes for his album? Don't know. But it shouldn't be a surprise that weird, reculsive guys hang out with rock bands.
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http://www.mediaite.com/online/julia-allison-nonsociety-jordan-reid-berkow/
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Does that have anything to do with the question? That depends on whether you have a "Still Pissed at Hillary" bumper sticker or not...
Either way, the best way to deal with Rachel Sklar is to simply ignore her (except when she's your waitress).
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There are a lot of people who don't agree with me, but they write honest reality-based commentary.
Rachel is an unvarnished flack, worthy of an anchor spot on Faux News.
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Now THIS one, on the other hand ...
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And why do all pastries (ie: doughnuts, bagels, danishes...), look like vaginas?
And why do cops who carry weapons always eating doughnuts.
The more you know.
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God they're getting so rare.
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And the long john.
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Though Lotion did a great cover of Christmas Wrapping.
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Does Hawks know Smiley? Did he write liner notes for his album? Don't know. But it shouldn't be a surprise that weird, reculsive guys hang out with rock bands.