My (former) company is still in hilarious denial. They claimed they were cutting the water bottle order in half in order to "go green," and eliminated the small basket of snacks that used to be available for the whole office so that - and I quote - "the treats do not tempt those participating in the office 'Biggest Loser' competition." These both conveniently coincided with a 20% layoff.
In related news, Lindsay Lohan was never on coke, she just got 'exhausted' a lot due to her asthma and work schedule, Brad and Ange didn't sleep together til he and Jen divorced, and John Fitzgerald Page isn't a ridiculous douchebag, he's merely misunderstood.
@KatsMeow: I work at a relatively small office and they just took away our soda machine and our coffee machine. One of my co-workers brought in her battered old four-cup Mr. Coffee to replace it. We do still have a water cooler, but they haven't replaced the Dixie cups in the little dispenser for about two months.
They turned off half the lightbulbs in all the hallways here at my job. What else ... oh, the little pantry used to have big (note: by big I mean "normal") paper cups and mini paper cups, and they took the big ones away. So now if you want a standard cup of coffee you basically have to pour yourself two of them. Yay for wasting paper!
@marcydarcy: There's a travel mug on my desk that I brought in once in a fit of resourcefulness. I never washed it out and now I'm afraid to go near it. Does that count as consideration?
@Kid Twist: You're going to have to leave too. No more paper clips. If you need to stick two pieces of paper together then go see Pareene. He'll hock up a mean loogie that will weld together almost any materials. (He's a smoker.)
Perez Hilton had to replace his white spooge pen with an economical Martha Stewart red marker. Now everyone looks like vampires instead of mos and hos.
UPDATE: I'm told that Portfolio staff has just been told the magazine will now be published 10 times a year, down from 12, and will cut 5% from its edit budget. The December and January issues will be combined, as will the June and July issues.
UPDATE: One officially announced cut: Men's Vogue will be shrunk down to a twice-yearly schedule. The one-paragraph release:
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In related news, Lindsay Lohan was never on coke, she just got 'exhausted' a lot due to her asthma and work schedule, Brad and Ange didn't sleep together til he and Jen divorced, and John Fitzgerald Page isn't a ridiculous douchebag, he's merely misunderstood.
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Apparently renting the machine was too much money.
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Perez Hilton had to replace his white spooge pen with an economical Martha Stewart red marker. Now everyone looks like vampires instead of mos and hos.
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I muse know those steps to a thinner mew!
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Gawker merges with Deadspin to become Deader
Jezebel merges with Fleshbot to become Jezebot
Gizmodo merges with The Consumerist to become Gizumerist
Valleywag and Lifehacker become Lifewag and Valleyhacker
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UPDATE: I'm told that Portfolio staff has just been told the magazine will now be published 10 times a year, down from 12, and will cut 5% from its edit budget. The December and January issues will be combined, as will the June and July issues.
UPDATE: One officially announced cut: Men's Vogue will be shrunk down to a twice-yearly schedule. The one-paragraph release:
Men's Vogue will be absorbed into Vogue and published in the spring and fall, it was announced today by Charles H. Townsend, President and C.E.O of Condé Nast Publications. It will continue to be edited by Jay Fielden.
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I am saving that glee for Vogue.
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i was just saying in case you wanted glee now.
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I prefer Ladies Rogue.