rich girl
Drug-stealing charity-defrauder
Cindy McCain, the lady
John McCain left his other wife for and is now forced to stay with because she's fantastically wealthy, is not particularly well-known by the American public. The McCain campaign
insists they're trying to change this but obviously they'd be fools to. The less people know about the biography of
either McCain—besides the torture thing!—the more likely they'll be able to pull off a victory against Barack Obama, whose biography Americans are largely content to make up themselves out of things they find around the house, like
suspicion of people who are different from them and racism. After the jump, John McCain refuses to even
deny that he called his wife a cunt. (Which he did,
in 1992.)
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