Chet Haze Speaks Out on a Variety of Topics
Chet Haze, the biological son of Hollywood star Tom Hanks and America's unintentionally funniest young man, is speaking out via social media after a variety of hilarious Chet Haze-related events.
NYU Kid Whose "Dad Owns Half of Manhattan" Is Now a Brooklyn Intern
Gerry Shalam, the 20-year-old NYU student caught on camera pretending to be the heir to a massive real estate empire—"half of fucking Manhattan," no less!—is now an intern for a judge in Brooklyn, the New York Post reports.
Drunken Rich Kid: "My Dad Owns Half of Fucking Manhattan"
Three things rich kids are known to enjoy: Drinking, brunch, and telling everybody how successful their parents are. Meet Gerry, who appears to have hit the trifecta last Sunday near Madison Avenue, when he claimed his dad "owns half of fucking Manhattan."
Psychologist Behind 'Affluenza' Defense Regrets Using That Word
The psychologist who convinced a Texas judge that 16-year-old Ethan Couch was too rich to know right from wrong says he shouldn't have used the word "affluenza," but insists his defense of the teen was otherwise sound.
Teens Throw Party in Mansion While Millionaire Homeowner is Out of Town
A group of high school students from California were arrested this week after allegedly throwing a party in the backyard of a multimillion-dollar mansion without the homeowner's knowledge.
Daniel Day-Lewis' Son Is a Sarah Lawrence College Rapper
"Call me Gabe Day, and not Gabe Day-Lewis/ Cause if you're trying to call me out I'm bout to Gabe Day Lose It/ Bitch, I know what my name is/ And shit I know what fame is/ Judging someone for their dad is just as bad as being racist." Your move, Chet Haze. [Noisey]
Hollywood Screenwriter's Son Nearly Rear-Ends Car, Goes on Rich Kid Rant
Paul Attanasio is a well-respected Hollywood screenwriter.
Bar Mitzvah Boy Enters Manhood with Crazy Elaborate Burlesque Routine
Sam Horowitz actually became a man last November, but it wasn't until the Jewish mommyblog Kveller picked up his burlesque-themed Bar Mitzvah entrance video last week that the rest of the world was punched in the face with that fact.
Today in "The New York Times Publishes the Children of Former New York Times Columnist Frank Rich," the New York Times reaches out to Simon Rich, the son of former New York Times columnist Frank Rich. Stay tuned for more inevitable TNYTPTCOFNYTCFR updates.
The Times Shows us the World of Rich Kids Buying Apartments for their Parents
In today's New York Times there's an article called "The Ultimate Amenity: Grandparents." It examines the lives of a few young New Yorkers who recently purchased apartments, not for themselves, but for their parents.
Chicago Nanny Stole $600 from Kids' Wallets; Kids Had $600 in Their Wallets
A nanny in Northbrook, an affluent Chicago suburb, was arrested last week after she stole $600 from the wallets of the kids she was watching. According to a police report, the children's father confronted Alexandra Donohue, 22, after noticing the money was missing. She initially denied taking the money, but later…
Emma Lasry: Billionaire's Daughter, Closet Bitch
Emma Lasry is the 18 year-old daughter of hedge fund billionaire and Bill Clinton pal Marc Lasry. But that is not all: she is also a closet bitch. Self-described! Click play on Emma Lasry's debut pop tune video at once!
Police Arrest Rich Kid Mugging People in Central Park
Jesse Wasserman was arrested early Thursday morning after allegedly robbing three people in Central Park using a fake gun. Wasserman, it turns out, is a former prep school kid from tony New Rochelle. It's a suburban horror story!
Michael Douglas' Son Was Probably Destined for the Drug Life
Cameron Douglas, Michael Douglas' wayward son, is due to be sentenced for dealing meth next week, and a host of well-wishers—including Catherine Zeta-Jones and Pat Riley—have written to his judge explaining just how hard his life has been.
Did 'Highest Paid Man on Wall Street' Just Win the Kinkaid School Culture War?
The entire internet rallied against his anti-diversity crusade, but Skip "Highest paid man on Wall Street" McGee may have gotten what he wanted at Houston's Kinkaid School, where two faculty members just resigned.
Check Out the Trump Kid's Psycho Machine Gun Cake
Oh you know what Donald Trump's kid Eric would probably like on his 26th birthday cake? A big AK-47 and some dead bird. THINK PIECE: what is it with celebukids and their cakes? (Hint: 'Drug affordability'). [Cityfile. Pic via]
Jamie Johnson Is Surrounded by Crazies
Band-Aid heir, filmmaker, and Vanity Fair contributor Jamie Johnson has some pretty eccentric family members. (Perhaps you've heard of Casey Johnson, Jamie's first cousin, who's been in the news recently? That's her on the far right, with her "fiancée" Tila Tequila.) Well, it seems Jamie's friends are pretty strange,…
It Gets Worse: Meg Whitman's Sons' Racism and Entitlement Were Stuff of Legend
Meg Whitman's sons, Griff and Will Harsh, have been kicked out of prep schools, an eating club, dormitories, and Princeton's class of 2008, say people who know them. One incident involving the n-word is already internet famous.
More on Meg Whitman's Fratty Princeton Son
A defacto bodyguard lived at Princeton with Griff Harsh to assuage the kidnapping fears of his mom, California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman, according to a longtime Gawker commenter close to the university. And the rich kid's suspension? Probably academic.
Why Did Meg Whitman's Son Get Suspended from Princeton?
California gubernatorial candidate and tempestuous eBay billionaire Meg Whitman doesn't use her kids on the trail. Is it because she respects her Ivy League sons' privacy, or because at least one of them is a liability?
