Remember the fake Page Six item that Paris Hilton commanded her then-publicist Rob Shuter (pictured in his highlighted glory) to plant back in 2006 about aging heiress and former Stabby Nachos Paris Latsis flame Zeta Graff getting kicked out of a club while 'Copacabana' played in the background? Yeah, us neither,…

When unaging (at least around the face!) PR doyenne Peggy Siegal throws a movie party in the Hamptons, she bizarrely expects you to see whatever movie she's working on. On Sunday, it was some Jaime Foxx action flick called The Kingdom. When we rolled up for her party at Savannah's in Southampton about ten minutes…

Last week Page Six somewhat vaingloriously proclaimed that they knew where the latest "celebrity sanctuary" was but, of course they weren't going to tell us if we didn't already know. Well, Richard "Dicky J" Johnson, we already know. As Down By The Hipster relays, the bar is cleverly called Upstairs— and it's in the…

Today's Observer takes an aggressive look at the relationship between the Clintons and the New York Post, specifically wondering whether items about Bill and Hil were changed or killed because of their relationship with Rupert Murdoch. Recall that the Post's treatment of the Clintons seemed to change rather suddenly…

Rosie O'Donnell's raunchy emceeing had the ladies at the N.Y. Women in Communications luncheon hiding under their tables in homophobic, offended shame! Either that, or she had everyone in stitches. It depends whether you ask Richard Johnson or Cindy Adams. The Page Six overlord made sure to mention the "17 sweet-faced…

Page Six honcho Richard Johnson is due to be a new daddy in mere days; his lady Sessa von Richcerothoffenn (whatever) is all ready to roll out the business. We got started, but surely he could use your advice. (Inside baseball jokes asterisked for her pleasure!)

So this morning, under the headline "Double Dose of DWI Deals," the Post reported that both Fabian Basabe and Tracy Morgan were at Manhattan Criminal Court yesterday, pleading out their various DWI raps. That's some intrepid reporting there. We imagine the Posties poring over court appearance schedules, just waiting…

We just didn't want karma and the powers-that-be to think that we didn't notice today's episode of the symbiosis between ex-marrieds Nadine and Richard Johnson. You all know the drill. Every now and then, Nadine's PR clients get plugged hard on Richard's Page Six, and Richard makes sure Junior Sixer Corynne Steindler…

We've been scouring the city in search of an Avenue for weeks now just so we could find the cover story on Page Six capo Richard Johnson. Apart from phenomenal photography like the portrait at right (a picture we're captioning, "Richard is once again forced to hear a story about what Page Sixer Paula Froelich's dog…

When we heard that 'Perfect Strangers' actor Bronson Pinchot was to portray Page Six columnist Richard Johnson in an upcoming episode of terminally-ill ABC drama 'Six Degrees,' we whipped up this funny bit of photoshoppery, featuring Balki himself embracing Larry, but with Richard's head on Larry's bod! Ah ha ha!…

Last time we checked, the Gramercy Park area was the epitome of everything that is wrong with Manhattan. This means it's the perfect place for Sex and the City scribe Candace Bushnell and screenwriter Jay McInerney to read steamy sexcapes in front of a gaggle of media folk, socialites, and debutards. We sent GawkSlave…

From today's Page Six:

We want to thank Page Six for their mention of former Newsie Lloyd Grove's recent stint at this site. While we're well aware that their attention was merely a convenient way for them to once again poke fun at frequent target (and Daily News owner) Mort Zuckerman, we're happy for all the attention we can get. Still,…

A reader shared her commute this morning with none other than Richard Johnson:

So it seems you can throw a man as many bachelor parties as you want; he's still gonna toss you overboard when push comes to shove. In what we at Gawker are claiming as a victory no matter the facts, Page Six has finally made mention of Girls Gone Wild auteur Joe Francis' reporter-assaulting ways. To be sure, they…

"I've been anally raped over and over by the media."