Richard Simmons Is Depressed, Let's Cheer Him Up
Richard Simmons! We love you! We want you to live!
Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
Me: Oh god Richard Simmons what are you doing during this Jimmy Kimmel Live appearance that you made last night?
Get Your In-Flight Safety Tips From Richard Simmons
Here Richard Simmons discos his way through the exit rows and seat belt fastening lessons for Air New Zealand's pre-flight safety video. Hey, is that also the dude from The Amazing Race? Yes, yes it is.
Richard Simmons Sees a Commercial Break as a Time to Work Out
Here's a peek behind the scenes of Ellen during a commercial break. Apparently, Richard Simmons thinks his side job is as Ellen's warm-up dancer.
Richard Simmons Envies Snooki's Ball-Drop (And Other Morning Show Antics)
What happens when Hollywood's A-List is still on vacation? Access Hollywood Live books folks like Richard Simmons, which is always an entertaining bet. Today he worked out the show's hosts in his own way and sang a song about ball-dropping.
Craziest Moments of Richard Simmons' Interview with Wendy Williams
Things got campy(-er) on Wendy Williams today when Richard Simmons stopped by. Compiled here are the most hilarious moments. Get ready for lots of screaming, singing and sequins!
10 People Who Need to Finally Come Out of the Closet
Today Ricky Martin dropped a crazy truth bomb on the world and acknowledged he is a "homosexual man." Yeah, duh! But he's not the only public figure still hiding—unsuccessfully—in the glass closet.
William Shatner and Richard Simmons Get Intimate on Today
William Shatner and Richard Simmons: each ridiculous in their own right. What happens when you put them together on live television? This moment where two hilarious people—if only for a brief moment—were gloriously united as one.
Happy Birthday
Adrian Grenier turns 33 today. Jessica Simpson is turning 29. City comptroller (and mayoral wannabe) William Thompson is turning 56. Former mayor David Dinkins is turning 82. Times film critic A.O. Scott is 43. Showtime chief Matt Blank is turning 59. Author and marketing guru Seth Godin is 49. Writer Alice Munro is…
Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
Poor Richard Simmons. The weight-loss guru, suffering from a bad case of sparkle-brain (related to this disease) has been making the rounds yet again, shrieking and shrieking and shrieking, terrifying TV people.
Ongoing Richard Simmons Terror Campaign Leaves Dozens Wounded, Sweatin'
As if nearly exposing Lisa Rinna's snickerdoodle to a horrified America wasn't enough, Richard Simmons's campaign of meal-dealing terror continues to devastate Manhattan.
Richard Simmons Psychotically Grateful For TV Time
Invite Richard Simmons on your morning show, and he will not only bring the flair/"issues," but will also become your devoted manservant.
'Today' Set Held Hostage By Best Gams In The Business
· It's all fun and games until tomorrow morning, when Matt Lauer interrupts a sober interview with a Palestinian spokesperson by shrieking, "I'm gonna be sick—there's a Richard Simmons-juice stain on this couch!"
Couch Jumper Richard Simmons Stops Just Shy of Declaring Love for Katie Holmes
David Letterman's Late Night couch has become the one-stop shop for celebrity revelations these days, whether it's Mindy Kaling breaking out her trusty Apu impression or Rosie Perez mistaking her co-star for a popular follicle stimulant. Late Show mainstay Richard Simmons at first seems poised for a similar…
BREAKING: Jennifer Aniston Submerges Self In Water, Possesses Nipples
Christmas Pixie Accidentally Thrown Out With Tree
[Fitness "expert" Richard Simmons, um, arriving at the CW11 studios in New York for an appearance on their morning show, Jan 9; image via INF.]
Richard Simmons Falls Down! (Yup, That's The Whole Thing!)
· This one from Ellen doesn't need any dressing up: Richard Simmons dances, falls down. All in a mere twelve seconds!
· Tom Cruise has trained his older kids to call "Kate" "Mom."
·This is what happens when you let it slip on Craiglist that your year-end bonus was over $700K.
·Nothing says Christmas like the Alien…
Richard Simmons Brings Whispered Affirmations, Sassy Pom Poms To 'Dancing With The Stars'
If there's one potentially happy side-effect of the strike-hobbled, reality-TV-riddled primetime schedules that will soon be necessitated by the writers strike's shutdown of the script pipeline, it's that Richard Simmons will probably enjoy a much-deserved career resurgence as his personal services become coveted by…
How Jason Calacanis became the Richard Simmons of the blogosphere. [LA Times]
