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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    I like when he argues with David Letterman.
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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    I checked out the link. It has the single craziest sentence I've ever read.


    ..... said Dr. Linda Norr, a specialist in elementary-school-related respiratory diseases. "Those sufferers who are not put on a rigorous program of treatment often spend their last days on respirators, hacking up a thick, dazzling mucus."


    A "dazzling mucus"?!? This Doc has the worst bedside manner of anyone I've ever read about. Sorry you lost your mother....but her mucus was just "dazzling". Are you sure Richard Simmons wasn't being quoted somehow?

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    Image of Bellyboop Bellyboop
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    Awww...he's like an animated, loving chia pet. He seems like such a sweetie. But isn't he cold in those short shorts and tank top?
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    01/06/09

    @Bellyboop: I think the hair acts like one of those giant Russian fur hats.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    He's practically a lactating breast, but long live Richard Simmons. 80's weekday mornings wouldn't have been the same without him.


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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    You stay crazy, Richard Simmons.
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    His new workout DVD is coming out. It's called "Molestin' to the Oldies".
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    Richard Simmons- the non-threatening threat


    or alternately


    Simmons Fruity-guest

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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    Richard Simmons is the Olean of the fitness world.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    01/06/09

    @overunderover: Or perhaps the Olestra of the fitnes world (may cause severe intestinal cramping)?
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    Remember kids: It's not rape if you're gay.
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    Image of kabamli kabamli
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons Psychotically Grateful For TV Time
    If he can get Slyvester Stallone's and Dustin Hoffman's parents to work out together, the man is funny in my book.



    + Watch video
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/06/09

    @kabamli: This is all kinds of awesome. Thank you!
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    Paraphrasing Blair Waldorf, "LEGS are NOT PANTS!"
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    He scares me more than Ann Coulter. Does he wear those shorty-shorts everywhere?
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    Image of everfade everfade
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    I hope he never stops.
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    Image of MidTwix MidTwix
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    Still love him. Short-shorts, crazy cloud hair, screaming... LOVE him.
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    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    01/06/09

    @MidTwix: Agreed. I also love how there is ZERO PUBLIC SPECULATION about whether or not he's gay. Because ... I mean, COME ON.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    01/06/09

    @MidTwix: Same here - he's a good 20+ years older than me (at least!) and he just keeps going.

    I met him at a taping of Live! with Regis and Kathie Lee years ago.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    01/06/09

    In reply to Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV
    If you look carefully... HIS EYEBALL IS GONE.
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