Rick Ross. Ugh. I can't believe he even shows his face in public after all that fakery. I will confess to really liking the beat to "Port of Miami" (i think DJ Khaled produced it, though, so...)
Also, plese keep blogging about the hip-hop-osphere, HamNo. If you need fodder, maybe Prodigy from the M-O-Double B will drop some more knowledge on us.
He's also famous for rhyming "Atlantic" w/ "Atlantic," to be fair. And he's not totally losing the 50 beef, either. "Mafia Music" was an awesome diss and the baby momma sex tape would have been more damning had Fiddy not narrated it in a snuggie and a falsetto. And as far as Curtis' cred, like Jay said "y'all respect the one who got shot, I respect the shooter." The Boss is ridiculous and fake and I love him.
@peperony and chease: The Atlantic/Atlantic thing always reminds me of when Homer joins the bowling league and they chant "Come on Home, come on Homer, pretend it's baseball and hit of a homer!" and Homer goes: "Rhyming Homer with homer, mwah!"
ok, maybe I'm wrong, but on the blind items today wasn't it talking about a "fake feud"? I personally liked the Simon/Secrest guesses.....Just sayin...
@bboston88: hahaha, thank you for agreeing with me. I just finished reading them since I got off of work late (it's 1:30am here) and was like O damn! haha
Actually, he's supposed to be Pimpin' Curly, which is not a cross dresser but a pimp. See: Madea for examples of cross dressing. Either way, it makes no sense, but this new character is response to Rick Ross calling him "curly." It's all buffoonery but whatevs.
Hamilton, I thought you were hip hop? This may be ridiculous but you should know this, man! Or, at least, check this!
50 is such a shitty actor... i didn't watch it all, but it felt like 50 was trying to channel eddie murphy (in his funnier days) and failed miserably...
Is he wearing a Snuggie? And if so, where do I get one that plush?! Mine kinda feels like that flame retardant blanket they have in the back of a fire truck.
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Using a coupon to buy Metamucil.
Yelling out 'Wheel of Fortune' with the crowd at the beginning of every show.
Authoring several slash fiction stories featuring himself and Robert Pattinson.
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Also, plese keep blogging about the hip-hop-osphere, HamNo. If you need fodder, maybe Prodigy from the M-O-Double B will drop some more knowledge on us.
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Hamilton, I thought you were hip hop? This may be ridiculous but you should know this, man! Or, at least, check this!
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The highest-walled ghetto is in the mind.
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Hip hop is dead.
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