A Completely Gratuitous Gallery of Sexy, Shirtless Celebrities

Happy Sexiest Man Alive day, everyone. That is the day when People magazine announces who their hottest hunk of the year is. This time around it's Bradley Cooper. In his honor, here's a whole gallery of shirtless famous people we think are sexy, for no good reason other than that we know you're pervy.
Lindsay Lohan Goes on the Defensive in Jewelry Store Theft Case
Lindsay Lohan says the jewelry store that filed grand theft charges against her keeps changing their story. Scarlett Johansson is supposedly diddling Sean Penn, Jennifer Aniston wants to move to New York, and Pete Wentz is getting divorced against his will. Thursday's gossip makes bad decisions.
What We Learned From Ricky Martin's New Autobiography
In case you weren't paying attention, Ricky Martin's autobiography, Me, came out on Tuesday. We read the book and are here to share some of our favorite parts. Oh, Ricky, we love hearing about you shaking your bon bon!
Ricky Martin's Book Cover Is Pretty as a Picture
Here's the cover of Me, Ricky Martin's upcoming memoir. In it he talks about Menudo, his solo career, "relationship with his fans," and probably that whole coming out thing. Can we make it cool to love Ricky Martin again?
Theatre: 2500 BC - 2010 AD
Ricky Martin, known hip-swiveler, will play Ché in Evita on Broadway next year. Whither Antonio?
Minor Celebrities Will Save Arizona from Itself
Worry not, hispanic-looking people of Arizona. Your lawmakers may have passed a law that forces police to stop you and demand your papers. But Linda Ronstadt, Ricky Martin and Shakira are on your side. [AP]
Celebrities Coming Out: A Timeline
There's usually a lag time between when everyone knows a celeb is a "friend of Dorothy" and when they finally come out. Starting with Ricky Martin the lovely ladies at Autostraddle have graphically charted the road out of the closet.
Newly Gay Ricky Martin's Boyfriend Revealed
Before you boys start dreaming about doing la vida loca with the freshly-out singer, know that he has a boyfriend. Details are sketchy, but he's a hunky Puerto Rican who helps Ricky raise his kids. Mazel to the lucky guy.
Stephen Colbert Discusses Ricky Martin and a Long-Buried Passion
Stephen Colbert opened The Report last night with a discussion of the recent coming-out of Ricky Martin. This clip gives us a glimpse into a point in his career that involved less pinstripes and more pleather.
