No Celebrity Should Ever Have a Baby, Ever Again

Mickey Rourke dates strange ladies, Frankie Delgado is a jerk, and so much celebrity-baby news that you might just never want to have a baby yourself, thus ending the human race. And on a Monday! More »

Immaculate Male Pop Star Conception Month Continues With Twins For Ricky Martin!

When word came over the wires that Us Weekly was breaking the news, "Singer Ricky Martin Welcomes Twin Boys"... well, let's just say that headline promises a different article than the one we got. Still: congratulations are in order for the pop singer, who's followed in the footsteps of Clay Aiken and become a new father. Says Us: More »

Ricky Martin Beach Towels Out In Force At Walk Of Fame Ceremony

Ricky Martin received a star on the Walk of Fame today, the most illustrious Puerto Rican studcake to be bestowed with that greatest of purchasable Hollywood Chamber of Commerce honors since Eric Estrada flicked his trademarked thumbs-up for the gathered fan. More »

The Obligatory Pre-Grammy Post: Reliving Ricky Martin's Big Break

Anyone who's ever sacrificed three hours of their lives to the Grammys show know that no one actually cares who wins, only who plays; five minutes after the show, that year's Best New Artist disappears into obscurity, but the unholy noises created by the centerpiece mash-up performance of Bono, Tim McGraw, any former boy-bander with a new solo album, and the ghost of George Harrison will induce uncomfortable auditory hallucinations for months (and now, abetted by iTunes, potentially forever). According to the LAT, nobody knows this better than music executives and managers, who'll move heaven and earth to insure their clients get to lip-sync in front of an audience of millions: More »

Ricky Martin And Friend Demonstrate Buttcrack Sand Removal Techniques

Yes, yes, we know. These pictures make Ricky Martin and his mystery cockpit co-pilot look like they just crash landed Spaceship Ass-Voyager on Gaylon-69, sixth planet from the flaming sun of the Brown Eye Nebula. Go ahead, laugh it up, get it out of your system. More »

Remainders: Ricky Martin's Super-Hetero Vacation

• Bikini-clad Ricky Martin and his friend aren't gay. They just fuck like they are. [Dlisted] More »

Ricky Martin Douses The World In His Passion

Barbara Walters once asked Ricky Martin point blank if he was gay. He immediately became uncomfortable, mentioning his nieces, and his mother at the beauty parlor, and in the end, he opted not to answer the question at all, because, "You know, it's, it's something so mine." More »

Ricky Martin And Fame: Still Together, Or Maintaining Sham Relationship For The Fans?

In next week's issue of Life & Style, Fame responds, says Martin is "talentless" and "always insists on being the bottom." More »

Short Ends: Ricky Martin Saves Arabs From Stereotypes

· Here's the headline: "Ricky Martin Seeks End to Arab Stereotypes." Our only explanation is that many Arabs find themselves in the position of being stereotyped as gay-seeming Latin singers; in that case, they couldn't have a better advocate. Also: Congratulations to Martin for continuing to be alive. We were sure he'd died quietly a year and a half ago. More »