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    'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
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    Image of freedc freedc
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    These comments really made me laugh tonight. Talk about free writers, keep up your committment!
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    From the website:


    "Eating pizza on Ocean Ave, Hiptronic stepped out of himself and peeped the juiciest track he had heard all week."


    I once peeped a juicy track. Burrito at the corner of Park and 25th.

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    [www.burbschwagger.com]
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    "The Westchester is the bestchester. Get here, and we'll do the restchester."
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    so does that make manchester an also-ran-chester?
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    Image of Bristol Cities Bristol Cities
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    more like WORST-chester, am i right?


    seriously, it's very beautiful along the Hudson there.

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    06/23/09

    @I like Bristol Cities: rt. 9 is lovely
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    Image of Fry_Bread_Power Fry_Bread_Power
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    'Burbschwagger' sounds like a beer so maybe it's an allegory about brewing beer in the suburbs.
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    06/23/09

    @Fry_Bread_Power: I believe Burbschwagger is a SAUSAGE that goes GREAT with beer! In any case sounds like a fun party.
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    06/24/09

    @Fry_Bread_Power: It also sounds a little like one of Bruno's half-German nicknames for something terrible, as in, "Mein burbschwagger ist chafed from all the repetitive penetration."
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    Westchester is the Worcester...
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    Upon reading the ad, I have to say I find myself in complete agreement with it. Growing New Media Brand needs Writers, indeed.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    Somewhere, somehow, there's a gag involving Intercourse, PA here.


    However, it, too, is not an allegory.


    I have developed the following PR for the above firm:


    "Hello! We're so fucking stupid we can't make sense in a fucking Craigslist ad! That's why we have no clients and can't afford to pay anyone! Goodbye! We're going out of business now! Goodbye!"

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    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    Actually, it's not even a sentence.


    Also, I would have all-capped COMMITTMENT as well.

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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    06/23/09

    @kneetoe: It is, after all, up to you to capitalize.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    Maybe it's Balk from The Awl.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    06/23/09

    @El Matardillo: Nah, would've been funnier.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    It's an allegory of stupidity.
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    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    I get no kick from Champagne, Illinois? Short thrills in Short Hills? I want you take me to...Muttontown? That's not very allegorical.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/23/09

    @dado:Looking for moxie in Biloxi? Bangor your Box?
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/23/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns):


    Bangor? I didn't even know her?

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    06/23/09

    @depardoo:


    The typo sort of blew the joke, a-hole.

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    06/23/09

    @dado:


    I hope you get back to Normal before long.

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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/23/09

    In reply to 'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
    I prefer the original Chester. Much more to do and see.  
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