Message From Paris, to America: "You suck, you dumb, declasse morons. Also, stop ruining nightlife. Also, Jerry Lewis for President."
You had me at "you suck." Jerry Lewis for President....not so much. #michaellohan
OK, I've got to get on meds or something. When your fun list of "Secret Shames" includes Michael Lohan, you've definitely crossed a line... #michaellohan
Do you think Michael Lohan and Joe Jackson are in some sort of club that encourages this behavior? Do they get points? Are there rewards? When they're done being the worst fathers in the history of life, are there 72 virgins at the end? Please--I really need something to explain their continued actions and existence. #michaellohan
In case you all were wondering, @dinalohan will be making a statement about this today. She wanted to yesterday, but was too busy working on her parenting book, bird watching book and worldwide phenomenon shoe line, Shoe-han.
And maybe I missed something, but in what universe is Natalie Portman's woefully safe-for-work performance in Hotel Chevalier a reason for embarrassment? #lindsaylohan
Anne Heche nowhere to be seen. Lindsay Lohan gone. But they have Rosie and Oprah and Suze representing. All I'm saying is that these Sapphists better step up their game if they want the straights to keep fantasizing about them.
@fatmonalisa: I'm always seeing him at my local Ralph's. He seems refreshingly normal, at least from what one can glean from the next checkout aisle. #lindsaylohan
"Thou shalt not fornicate." Prejean is safe as the TMZ article truly clarifies that the home-made porn is a solo act. Who knew she had such talent? #rihanna
@TheUptightMidwesterner: I think they may be filming the Silver Doe chapter where the Horcrux taunts Ron with images of Harry and Hermione embracing. Riddle-Harry and Riddle-Hermione (as they're referred to in the text) do kiss. It doesn't say anything about them being naked though.
Oh, hell. Here's the text: "Who wouldn't prefer him, what woman would take you, you are nothing, nothing, nothing to him," crooned Riddle-Hermione, and she stretched like a snake and entwined herself around Riddle-Harry, wrapping him in a close embrace: Their lips met.
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Like, if she wasn't psychostage mom of the decade would Lindsay have even needed rehab in the first place? #lindsaylohan
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Oh, hell. Here's the text:
"Who wouldn't prefer him, what woman would take you, you are nothing, nothing, nothing to him," crooned Riddle-Hermione, and she stretched like a snake and entwined herself around Riddle-Harry, wrapping him in a close embrace: Their lips met.
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