Man Mauled By Bear Says He's Only Alive Thanks to Justin Bieber
A Russian fisherman says the only thing that prevented a brown bear from killing him was Justin Bieber—specifically, a ringtone of Bieber's first big hit, "Baby."
Here’s a Ringtone of Anderson Cooper Saying “Cocksucker”
Silver wolverine Animorph and CNN anchor Anderson Cooper appeared today on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM show, The Howard Stern Show, to address his feud with Alec Baldwin over the aging actor’s penchant for calling people “queens” and, yes, “cocksucking fags.”
Sue Simmons May Be Gone from WNBC, But Her Swears Will Live on Forever, on Your Phone
WNBC has decided not to renew longtime anchor Sue Simmons' contract, probably because she is at 68 an old lady — they are of course renewing her co-anchor Chuck Scarborough's contract, but he is at 68 distinguished — and will scare all the youths away from the television. Which is silly, because Sue Scarborough …
The Paris Hilton 'Drunk Text' Ringtone Collection
Need a custom ringtone for that ex-boyfriend who only calls late at night, when he's drunk and horny? Now presenting the Paris Hilton "Drunk Text" ring tone collection, culled from Paris Hilton's new spoken word techno song "Drunk Text."
The King of Spain Has a Creepy Ringtone
Juan Carlos I, the reigning King of Spain, has a cell phone. Who knew! What's more surprising than this, though—as you'll see from the following video—is that the ringtone for His Majesty's cell phone is, well, really creepy.
Now You Can Carry The Chilly Terror of Working at Vogue In Your Pocket
The promotional campaign for The September Issue, R.J. Cutler's documentary about Vogue, includes downloadable ringtones of Anna Wintour's terrified assistant answering her boss' phone: "Anna Wintour's office?" Be the first on your block!
'The Ringtone of Choice Among Hip Literary Types This Summer'
This wailing ringtone featuring a horsey Philip Roth sample is still better than anything Moby came up with for New York magazine. Of course, the joke is that there are no "hip literary types." [Guardian]
Is Your Ringtone Annoying Enough? No? Replace it With Hillary Clinton!
Do you hate everyone around you? If so, you may wish to download one of Slate's political ringtones. No, seriously. This is what they're doing. Ringtones made of soundbytes taken from the never-ending 2008 primary elections. Like Hillary's odd laugh, John McCain calling someone a jerk, and "Yes We Can!" If you…
