Beauty is the lure, not the hook. And she is young and not devious enough yet to have the skills to reel a man in. Bar, may I recommend this book to you:
That Michael Jackson tour thing will be a catastrophe, but I predict an entertaining one, in a Halloween fun house where the actors touch you kind of way.
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Am I weird? I've never, ever found Leo DiCaprio attractive. I think he looks like a puffy sleaze most of the time, and when he slicks his hair back he looks like he could be running a deli in Newark.
@MisterHippity: Speaking of the moon, his damn head keeps getting bigger. Literally. Leo's not the moon's. The moon is a she, right? Anyway, that might be interfering with his pickups. And perhaps the tides.
Really brings home that saying about no matter how beautiful a woman is, some guy is sick of putting up with her shit. Must still be good to be Leo though.
@clipper: Leo's past his peak... at some point it gets pathetic. He's 35 now, and soon he'll be in Ron Burkle "older guy looking for 20-year-olds" territory. Never understood his appeal.
@FormerEnglishMajor: Somehow George Clooney is making it work. But yes, I never understood why Leo was considered uber attractive. He's attractive, but a bit androgynous. Maybe that's George's advantage, he's masculine. /straight dude
@CaptainFantastic: He is less attractive than he used to be back in his teen years and seriously needs to lose the used-car-salesman-moustache, but he's still strikingly handsome even by Hollywood standards. It's the twinkly blue eyes and delicious head of hair. You catching all this Leo? Call me!
@CaptainFantastic: it's pretty safe to say Clooney is the one man that straight guys can admit is handsome, so he can do what he wants.
I remember about 10 years ago or so (I think it was around the time of The Beach) where pap pics of Leo with a bit of a gut were leaked, it was hilarious. Between that and Tobey Maguire going chubs, it gives us regular guys hope.
Urm, I'm going to disagree here and say that lately George Clooney has started to look a bit wrinkly and weathered, like a regular guy nearing 50, which is fine, but, yeah, he's losing some of that "Wow, George Clooney!" factor for me. And really, do we want a 70 year-old George still talking about the merits of being single? At some point the Hugh Hefner thing becomes quite ick.
@BookishLookish: From poet of our times Eddie Murphy's "Raw":
"All men fuck other women. We are low by nature and have to do it. We are men. All men do it. We have to do it. We are men. It is a man thing. Men must find and conquer as much pussy as they can get.
Do not think for two seconds that you are the only one your man is fucking. He is a man and has to conquer women.
I see a lot of you good women sitting out there going: 'Not my man.' Yes, your man too.
If he's not here with you tonight, he fucking somebody.
Because he is a man. It has nothing to do with you.
You can have the best pussy in the world.
There can be a cape hanging out of your pussy with a big S on it.
Your man's still gonna go fuck somebody else, because he is a man.
It is a dick thing. Do not try to understand it.
You have to have a dick to understand this. We are men.
@BookishLookish: It's that simple. I hate to get into a battle of the sexes on a Gawker thread. But! I used the Eddie Murphy quote because it is funny--a touch mysoginist,o.k.--but very true. Do you think 70 year old rich dudes run around with women half their age because they want to get involved with a new charity? They do because they can. Leonardo DiCaprio can jump into bed with almost anyone until his dick falls off. And he probably will. Because he can. The opposite side of the coin is that a lot of women are attracted to money and power. And they get it by having sex. Because they can. You may start preparing my rice. You have much to learn...
@sweetpickles: This is not a battle of the sexes, nor is it a battle of wits, as I refuse to fight an unarmed opponent. Good luck, honey. Or should I say "player"? Come back to Gawker when play time is over.
@BookishLookish: What? Is this site serious or something? My literary claws are rather dull about now. I'm at work. And it's lunch. This is play time...for most people on the webernets, correct? I will find you later on and step my game up. Promise.
Can we start referring to Leo as a cocksman now? As in, "Cocksman Leonardo DeCaprio was spotted last night at Bar Refaeli having drinks and a snack after the premiere."
Miley--Dumping the hot UNDERWEAR MODEL for the virgin-boy? Where is your head?!? You say you want to be treated like an adult and then you go and make decisions like this.
@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns):There is a video of this d-bag out there talking to Esquire or Details or something. Please listen to him and you will see why it is impossible to touch this may, no matter how pretty he may be.
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I'm guessing that when you're Leo DiCaprio, you don't have to all that hard. It'd be a little like picking up bowling ball on the moon.
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I remember about 10 years ago or so (I think it was around the time of The Beach) where pap pics of Leo with a bit of a gut were leaked, it was hilarious. Between that and Tobey Maguire going chubs, it gives us regular guys hope.
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"All men fuck other women. We are low by nature
and have to do it. We are men. All men do it.
We have to do it. We are men. It is a man thing.
Men must find and conquer as much pussy as they can get.
Do not think for two seconds that you are the only one your man is fucking. He is a man and has to conquer women.
I see a lot of you good women sitting out there going:
'Not my man.'
Yes, your man too.
If he's not here with you tonight, he fucking somebody.
Because he is a man. It has nothing to do with you.
You can have the best pussy in the world.
There can be a cape hanging out of your pussy with a big S on it.
Your man's still gonna go fuck somebody else, because he is a man.
It is a dick thing. Do not try to understand it.
You have to have a dick to understand this. We are men.
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Eddie Murphy's gay, right?
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I prefer to think of it as a promise... Holding out hope for the end of the wretched Coldplay.
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