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Here's a video of a very drunk Rob Ford saying... something in what sounds like a terrible Jamaican accent. The video was reportedly recorded last night. If you can figure out what he's saying, let us know in the comments.

It looks like Rob Ford got hammered last night — but you probably could've guessed that. Toronto's crackhead mayor popped up at the club Muzik on Saturday night and he wasn't shy about posing for photos with his adoring constituency. But, then again, he's never really been shy about being on camera, has he?

Rob Ford, North America's most beloved mayor, will file for re-election tomorrow. Because why the fuck wouldn't he?

Is there no end to Rob Ford's talents? Minutes after sort-of apologizing to Toronto Star reporter Daniel Dale yesterday for calling the journalist a pedophile, the mayor was cutting a rug to a jazz band doing "One Love" on the floor of the council chambers.

If you're the Toronto mayor, going to church is one way to redeem yourself for having spent the past few months calling reporters pedophiles, knocking over city councillors, talking about your wife's pussy in public, and, of course, smoking crack. Another way to redeem yourself would be to resign, but that's just not…

Crack-smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford told CBC last night that he's giving up alcohol. Wait, really? Well, he says it's been three weeks since his last drink. Of being stripped of most of his mayoral powers, he said he "had a come-to-Jesus moment" and won't consume alcohol again.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, an unstoppable force powered entirely by crack and the disdain of the rest of North America, just knocked over Toronto City Councillor Pam McConnell. "Oh my god, he's attacked somebody," the TV commentators say, but really the vibe is less "violent madman" and more "big excited dog chasing a…

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Every so often, a beautiful sort of kismet occurs on Saturday Night Live, when a public figure goes off the rails and an SNL comic is perfectly positioned to mock them mercilessly. It happened for Will Ferrell with George Bush and Tina Fey with Sarah Palin. Now it's Bobby Moynihan's turn — and the man was born to play…

The Toronto City Council voted 39 to three this morning to strip crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford of many of his powers, including his ability to make appointments and his ability to fire committee chairs. He would retain the power to eat pussy.

While standing next to his wife—whose pussy he eats—Rob Ford publicly apologized for Thursday morning's pussy-eating remarks. But in the mayhem of the day's second press conference focused on oral sex, a child was hit on the head with a camera and all field trips to city hall have been canceled due to "safety issues."