In other words, since she knows she's not capable of creating original and involving characters, she needs to sprinkle in some namedropping(s) to spice up her tripe.
I'm convinced that Joan Rivers called me one day long ago and introduced herself as "Joanie Rivas." She said she had been a slumlord in the past and maybe she should do it again. Joan, help me out, was that you? (Same voice, same sense of humor)
I know that as a 'mo it's my duty to hand my life and wallet over to Madge--that one, her. But I still remember watching that VMA performance and cringing as she attempted to sing. I think she's a great business woman but I can't, for the life of me, listen to more than three of her songs.
My God, I had not seen that horrific Madonna performance. It is delightfully dreadful, from beginning to end. Madge cannot sing but I will say Lenny K. is possibly the hottest man ever and his obvious embarrassment here merely adds to the hotness.
Are those restraints I see around Robert Downey Junior's wrists in the photo above? Why was I not summoned to the set for this momentous occasion? Someone is in a LOT of trouble.
"Who is going to want to see Downey Jr. and Lawmake out? I don't think it would be appealing to women."
For a supposedly straight man, his knowledge of straight women's sexuality is abysmal.
And it's too bad that Downey and Law won't be making out. There's only one Holmes and his name is Jeremy Brett. Not even Basil Rathbone comes close. The equation works thusly:
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Se also: "Little Women".
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So that's not even subtext, right? The joke is that Watson is gay?
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For a supposedly straight man, his knowledge of straight women's sexuality is abysmal.
And it's too bad that Downey and Law won't be making out. There's only one Holmes and his name is Jeremy Brett. Not even Basil Rathbone comes close. The equation works thusly:
Holmes movie - (Jeremy Brett + man-on-man heavy petting) = 80% decrease in my interest
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