What Will Lou Dobbs Do Next?

In his announcement that last night's broadcast would be his last for CNN, Lou Dobbs reassured viewers that he is "considering a number of options and directions" next. Which one will he choose? Let's set the odds. More »

Robert Novak, Columnist

Conservative political journalist and long-time syndicated columnist Robert Novak died early this morning after battling brain cancer for more than a year. More »

Let's All Delegitimize Barack Obama!

Man what a wonderful hopey week for America. Let's see how hopeful Robert Novak is, shall we? The headline is promising: "No mandate for Obama, no lopsided Congress." Hah! It's funny because we thought Obama became the first Democratic president since Carter to win with more than 50% of the vote, winning by a larger margin than any Democrat since LBJ, and the Democrats picked up enough Senate and House seats to keep a very comfortable majority? No, apparently that's all wrong. As Novak says: More »

Big Black Car: Prince of Darkness Mows Down Pedestrian In DC Mêlée

Robert Novak—respected conservative journalist/commentator and grim spectre of soulless walking death—ran over a guy in his black Corvette this morning. Hilariously, a Politico reporter got the story by walking by. Novak hit the guy and then continued merrily speeding along until a bicyclist stopped him and said "you hit someone." Novak allegedly threw his head back and cackled for a moment before shooting him. There are no details about the pedestrian's condition. Look, we need to share more details about this with you. Just click. More »