Radar Online is reporting that Kristen Stewart is currently holed up at producer Giovanni Agnelli's pad, where she had been "crying her eyes out non-stop" and refusing to shower.

Second Will Ferrell video in as many hours, but this one's too good to pass up.

Having lost all sense of reason and purpose for living since his yellow brassiere'd girlfriend was caught rubbing her butt on on the crotch of another, Robert Pattinson is now spending his days holed up in a Country Living nightmare, courtesy of actress Reese Witherspoon, Us Weekly reports.

OK, take this one with a grain of salt — it comes from a British tabloid, so a big grain — but the latest unverifiable rumor in the Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson saga is that RPattz wants to have a talk with Liberty Ross, the model wife of the man who had a fling with KStew.

Everyone copes with break-ups differently. Some people seek comfort in new relationships. Some people spend all day playing computer games. Some people craft elaborate fictions imagining how people in break-ups are coping.

Kristen Stewart has made a cuckold of Robert Pattinson. But how long was the affair going on before she and Sanders got caught? Sources close to Stewart maintained that it started just weeks ago, but also that she and Sanders had only made out; does this look like the arching back of someone who only just made out? No…

If you've seen the Twilight movies — and my condolences — you know that confrontation between Edward and his romantic rival Jacob generally amounts to a lot of growling and snarls.

Ed. Note: Unfortunately, we were asked to take down the photographs which originally ran with this story. However, since the way Caity's story is constructed requires corresponding images in order for it to make any sort of sense, we've just made Jim Cooke illustrate the ones we originally used. He's very disappointed…

According to Yahoo, this photograph was taken today in Los Angeles and it appears she's still entombed by shame. Somebody send somebody a bottle of rain before true love chokes and dies.

So it appears that this was just too much for Robert Pattinson to take as People claims he's "heartbroken and angry" after Kristen Stewart's foolish tryst with the married man who directed Snow White and The Seven Huntsmen. People even quotes one of those phantoms "close to the situation" and the news is dire: "I'm…

Looks like Liberty Ross—the latest wife to be burned by Hollywood's casting couch—has pleaded her case where justice matters most: the internet.

It's fair to say that no one — not even Rupert Sanders wife and two children — were hit as hard by the news of Kristen Stewart cheating on boyfriend Robert Pattinson as Twilight fanatic NuttyMadam3575.

When movie-related tragedy strikes, it's always good to consider the important things first: the money. Well, good news everyone: Kristen Stewart's devastating betrayal of Robert Pattinson probably won't affect the box office take of Breaking Dawn: Part 2, the final Twilight movie.

Oh dear. Let's just do what the nice lady says and, "everybody back off." Slowly.

Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with Snow White and the Huntsmen director Rupert Sanders. Rupert Sanders cheated on his wife Liberty Ross with Kristen Stewart. And both, under the spell of some mysterious PR draught, issued statements within minutes of each other apologizing to their cheatees.

Twilight fans were hit hard last night on all gossip fronts with news of an alleged affair between Kristen Stewart and married-with-children director Rupert Sanders who is 19 years her senior.

Aside from the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, there is not much going on today. Luckily, the U.S. has its own important ceremony on the horizon — the MTV Movie Awards. And E! Online is ready to answer your most burning question: where is everyone sitting?

With a strong female hero at its core, The Hunger Games is viewed by some as the anti-Twilight. Maybe that's why so many were turned off by the suggestion of Twilight vampire Robert Pattinson as Finnick Odair in Catching Fire.

Aniston sex partner and literary scion Justin Theroux shows his bush in this week's New York magazine, prompting squeals of dismay (and occasional arousal?) worldwide.

The funniest thing about Bel Ami the new period pic starring Twilight Mr. Potato Head Robert Pattinson is that it shares the name of a popular gay porn company. Tee-hee! But Mr. Pattinson shows he knows how to make sexy with all the ladies!