Lohan's day of surrender is nigh, and she has no lawyer and is tweeting sad little "eeeks." Oksana Grigorieva walked away from $15 million. Enrique Iglesias photographs his junks. Tuesday gossip is full of foreboding.
Lindsay Lohan's latest lawyer, former O.J. Simpson attorney Robert Shapiro—whom she hired when her previous lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, fled screaming into the mountains—met with Lohan's judge to say he "could no longer represent her." [TMZ]
And now for O.J.'s old lawyer Robert Shapiro's next trick: Keeping Lindsay Lohan out of jail. Shapiro is now repping Lindsay. His strategy is not to appeal her sentence, but to convert it into a stint in rehab. [TMZ]
