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    Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide

    Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than With Twlight, Thanks

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07:59 PM

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    You could have just ended that headline after the word "Sucks."
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07:19 PM

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    This heinous vampire soul-suck rated 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. Which must be the equivalent of watching dust collect in an empty room...sober.
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    Image of Balsa Wood Balsa Wood
    07:14 PM

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    1% gays? Lowballing.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    07:39 PM

    @Balsa Wood: Actually I was going to commend Foster for a realistic figure. There's nothing for gay people to like here. The last time we were on board was Queen of the Damned, and well, I mean.

    Which, by the way, did you know some insane Scot murdered his friend and ate the head because Aaliyah told him to do so?
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    Edited by MattGaymon at 11/22/09 7:48 PM MattGaymon was starred MattGaymon was unstarred
    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    08:30 PM

    @Balsa Wood: To clarify, 1% of men were gay upon entering.

    Oh Jacob, how you lure me with those biceps...
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    07:09 PM

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    Bullock's movie should do better in the next week. She pulls female audiences, but they were all busy.

    You forgot "werewolf fetishists" in your list there, Foster.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    07:04 PM

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    Tangentially on topic: would someone please explain to me how Mormons think vampires are acceptable subject matter? The Catholics are predictably (if belatedly) pissed, but why is Steffanee Meyer's church silent on the issue? Is it because she's raised their profile immeasurably with her fame? I'm so curious about this, because religious hypocrisy fascinates me, but I have yet to read an article, blog post or comment discussing this.
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    Image of Maryscary Maryscary
    07:12 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: IDK, maybe because here's nothing in the Book of Mormon about not drinking blood? If Edward had a latte or a mojito, then, there'd be some angry Mormons...
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    Image of Lucky Lucky
    07:17 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: From what I know, the Mormons (for the most part) don't view books like Twilight or Harry Potter as inherently bad because they involve magic and vampires. I think most focus on the message, which in the Twilight series is obviously abstinence until marriage, male dominance over females, etc. etc.

    I could be wrong. But in high school my Mormon friends liked and read/saw Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, etc. As long as it remains a fantasy and people don't start saying that magic is real or good doesn't triumph over evil, then I think it's cool with them.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    07:46 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Vampires are Lutheran.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    07:47 PM

    @Maryscary: Good point. Kind of like Carrie Prejean's mind-numbing "It doesn't say anything about breast implants in the Bible" quote.

    #tips
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    07:49 PM

    @Lucky: Thanks. This is an explanation I can wrap my mind around.

    #tips
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    07:53 PM

    @Swifter: Learn something new every day. I would've thought they were atheist.

    #tips
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    06:53 PM

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    At the risk of being annoying, I think that makes it BatsSpidersSparkly Vampires. The fact that The Dark Knight is still on top is the only thing stopping me from wishing death on humanity.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08:36 PM

    @DahlELama: Fixed! Thank you. Not at all annoying.
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    06:52 PM

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    In honor of Twillight's success, I'm going to drink and watch Near Dark, just like God intended.
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    04:08 PM

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than With Twlight, Thanks
    Foster, you break my heart. Must you remind me that I am not movie star good looking like Kristen Stewart? I would rate myself as maybe off-off-off Broadway good looking. And if I am not on that coast, can I claim even that? I'm so depressed now. I'm going to go buy a zhu zhu pet. And it's YOUR fault.
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    02:21 PM

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than With Twlight, Thanks
    Wait. Tyrese and Tyson Beckford are different people? No. I do not believe it.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09:16 PM

    @sarrible: I was wondering the same thing. Now I'm just flat-out confused.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    09:29 PM

    @sarrible: Tyson is the hot one. Tyrese is the dumb one with lyrics like "Late night phone calls on the telephone." As opposed to other kinds of phone calls? Dumbass.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    02:03 PM

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than With Twlight, Thanks
    I honestly cannot understand a single thing in the Christie Brinkley item. What the fuck?
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    02:06 PM

    @Trixie from Toronto: She just sounds high maintenance... not evil.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    03:27 PM

    @Trixie from Toronto: It's because you've been enraptured in her CRAZINESS.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    01:59 PM

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than With Twlight, Thanks
    I just find the idea of spending $3 million dollars on a birthday party to be disgusting. I know...it's his money and he can spend it any way he wants, but some of that money could have helped out a lot of people.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    01:45 PM

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than With Twlight, Thanks
    Glad you are feeling better Foster! Your gossip roundup demonstrates your vim and vigor.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    03:27 PM

    @momof3wildkids: I am alive! Thank you. Nothing fixes an ear infection like a Sam Jackson Page Six Item From Heaven.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    03:59 PM

    @Foster Kamer: I think Denton needs to go over and borrow a cup of sugar from Sammy boy... with Gawker videotaping the whole thing of course.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:39 PM

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than With Twlight, Thanks
    Bonus points for using bespoke. Had to hit the dictionary on that one.
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    04:45 PM

    @Lysergic Asset:

    My uncle is a bespoke tailor.

    Wow - that sounds like a secret code from a Bond movie...

    "My uncle is a bespoke tailor"..."Bond? James Bond? Felix Underwood, CIA. Welcome to Miami. I have a car waiting."

    But, really. My uncle is a bespoke tailor.
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    Lysergic Asset promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    04:54 PM

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: I had heard the phrase 'bespoke tailor' prior to your using it, but I always assumed it meant 'well-mannered', for some odd reason.

    (Are you Redux because you got banned at some point?)

    #tips
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    05:02 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Not banned. I would have welcomed a Ketching - go down in flames, and all that. But it was far more mundane. My previous incarnation got scrambled during the last upgrade, so I had to start all over again. Sent a couple of emails to Gabriel, but gave up pestering lest my behaviour be categorised as stalkerish. Sigh. All that hard work, out the window. Minsley Tortimer bequeathed me one of his seldom-used avatars - MySluttyPony. Tee hee.

    #tips
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    06:56 PM

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: I wouldn't dare venture into the recesses of my commenting archives. Too many things that went bump in my head, and all.

    After almost a year away, I think that this is still the most fun place to comment.

    #tips
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    08:07 PM

    @Lysergic Asset:

    Hear, hear. After absenting myself for most of this year, I'm very happy to be back. And, although it did result in my former self's demise, I'm really glad they tidied up the commenting system. It's much, much snappier now. Like all the best bits from the old days without the waffle and squabbling that used to go on a bit too much.

    #tips
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12:37 PM

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than With Twlight, Thanks
    Beyonce and Jay-Z are more than dating, darling; he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    12:37 PM

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than With Twlight, Thanks
    The RPattz/KStew bit is the single most satisfying paragraph I've ever read in any Gawker gossip roundup, EV-AR.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12:46 PM

    @RandomLunatic: OH. Just wait for the next item. JUST WAIT.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12:50 PM

    @Foster Kamer: How soon is this next item coming. Is it coming right now? Because it would be awesome if it was coming right now.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12:51 PM

    @DahlELama: Oh, it's here. Reset your cache and behold the magic.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 11/22/09 12:51 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12:52 PM

    @Foster Kamer: A. Maz. Ing.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    01:32 PM

    @RandomLunatic: As someone who thought she was going to have to put up her dukes and kick some shins when some Twihards thought we were cutting their line at the theater Friday night, I second this emotion.

    You'd have thought RobPat was waiting in the theater for them and we were dressed like Joan Jett.

    Those are some keraaazy beeches.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    03:28 PM

    @PaisleyPajamas: They should have to have "keraaazy beeches" on the back of their driving permits.
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