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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    02/05/09

    In reply to Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
    Use Your Collusion
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    02/05/09

    In reply to Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
    Investing just takes a little patience.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    02/05/09

    In reply to Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
    I always have and always will get all my financial advice from Shug Knight.
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    Image of cockfightbarmitzvah cockfightbarmitzvah
    02/05/09

    In reply to Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
    Only Duff has the financial acumen to take us all to economic Paradise City. Where the cash is green and all the banks have liquidity.
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    02/05/09

    In reply to Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
    He's doing better than Steven Adler, if anyone has had the misfortune of watching VH1's Sober House.
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    Image of The Dewd The Dewd
    02/05/09

    In reply to Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
    This is sort of like the time Spinderella wrote a column in the Financial Times about Corn Futures
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    Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall
    02/05/09

    @The Dewd: Or the time David Hasselhoff told me it was all about plastics.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    02/05/09

    In reply to Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
    To be fair, he can't do any worse than Paulson or Bernake, and one of the reasons that Scott Weiland left Velvet Revolver is because he said that all Slash and Duff ever wanted to talk about was ways to make more money.


    And, anyone who can survive a crack/heroin addiction and not end up going bankrupt is doing better than most.

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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/05/09

    In reply to Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
    Let me guess- he wants me to go heavy into pharmaceuticals and get rid of my options on prophylactics?
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    02/05/09

    In reply to Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
    If you were an international rock star for years but now need to write for cash, you shouldn't be giving financial advice.


    If there is a "Behind the Music" featuring you, you shouldn't be giving financial advice.


    If you're understanding of "day-to-day money issues" consists of deciding which roady is trustworth enough to make an ATM run, you shouldn't be giving financial advice.

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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/05/09

    @Iceland Spar: Jeff Foxworthy, is that you?
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    Image of flossy flossy
    02/05/09

    In reply to Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
    "... To sum up, I highly recommend beer (NYSE: BEER) as a low-risk investment vehicle that pays immediate dividends. If you're in the gambling way, a riskier investment--but one with a lot of upside--is cocaine (BLOW), although if you go that route you may want to balance your portfolio by allocating some funds to investments such as sailor tattoos (TATT) that pay out over the long term.


    And a word to the wise: If a guy named "Mad Dog" tells you he can replace the fuel hose on your Jeep for less than $100 DO NOT INVEST WITH HIM. He is a fraud and a criminal and will steal your new rims.


    That's all for today's edition of Rock and Roll is Dead, until next time, I'm DUFF MAN, OH YEEEAH!" [crotch thrust].

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