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Steroidal workhorse Sylvester Stallone is launching a men's fashion line, also called Stallone, next year. Is it 1989 again?

In your second edition of today's "Interesting Animal Videos" celebration (see a monkey riding a pig-like creature here), here's a sea lion doing sit-ups—yes, real sit-ups—while "Eye of the Tiger" plays in the background. The unlikely clip, inside.

So what is Carl Weathers, the actor who played Rocky villain Apollo Creed, up to these days? Mostly just riding around on an odd bicycle with a basket full of flowers, scaring the townfolk with his long disquisitions on their appearance, and behaving generally like a man afflicted with Asperger's Syndrome. He…

We're pretty sure what Britney Spears' manager Larry Rudolph meant by "rocky" was that his client has been navigating the choppy publicity waters that accompany binge partying and unobstructed crotch shots hitting the internets, but we prefer the quote as it appears in this People headline, with an upper-case "R"…

· Viacom names the board members of its post-split companies. While "new" Viacom head Tom Freston endeavored to populate his new board with solid, qualified businesspeople, CBS Corp. despot Les Moonves selected only directors bloodthirsty enough to help him rise up and slay skeletal corporate overlord Sumner…

Because it's much cheaper to fill a Las Vegas arena with bored, unpaid extras than to shell out for budget-busting CGI fans, BeInAMovie.com offers you the chance to participate in the most desperate movie comeback of our time: