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Nation's Unruly Teens Poised for Revolt as Philippine Parents Elect Boring-Ass, Strict-as-Hell President

The Philippines, a nation full of teens who couldn’t even get a ride to the mall on Thursday, just elected as its president Rodrgio Duterte, who wants to impose a national curfew for youths, ban smoking and drinking in public places, and crack down on the karaoke menace. One can only imagine that Filipino children are…