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If it's happening live, then newscasts put "LIVE" on the screen, not "Happening Now".
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Why start apologizing now?
Perhaps what they're trying to say is;
"All those other times other than the last two? We meant to mislead you."
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I must admit liking the mental picture of the first option even more than the second.
So long as we draw the line at giving them mines. Because I'M the one in the house with kitty-litter duty, and the job is unpleasant enough as is.
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No shit:
[www.theonion.com] #loudobbs