@The One: I'll take Maddow's credentials over that of a Murdcoch short-bus hack whose only academic merit is an honorary degree from Liberty University.
@stahvinahtist002: I wasn't talking about credentials, Einstein. Why don't you deal with what I wrote, instead of what the voices in your head are telling you?
Roger Ailes: Dude, you totally cock-blocked me. I had my eye on that dishy blonde and she just hung on you like a cheap suit.
Rachel Maddow: Speaking of... are you about a 58 short? Did you used some of your old suits to pull the wool over the rheumy, panicked eyes of your viewers?
R A You're about a 38 regular, right? That was my size 40 years ago. I'm your future Randy Maddox, LOOK AT ME! YOUR FUTURE!
R M I'm thinking about strangling you with your tie which, by the way, will look fabulous with my new smarty pants glasses.
@Lysergic Asset: Give Rachel some credit...she's a Standford educated Rhodes scholar. I'm sure she knows that a seven figure salary buys a lot of consent and a few sanctified marriages.
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Rachel Maddow: Speaking of... are you about a 58 short? Did you used some of your old suits to pull the wool over the rheumy, panicked eyes of your viewers?
R A You're about a 38 regular, right? That was my size 40 years ago. I'm your future Randy Maddox, LOOK AT ME! YOUR FUTURE!
R M I'm thinking about strangling you with your tie which, by the way, will look fabulous with my new smarty pants glasses.
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And Roger.
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AILES (thought bubble): "I wonder why I still can't convince God to smite all these homosexuals."
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If it's happening live, then newscasts put "LIVE" on the screen, not "Happening Now".
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Why start apologizing now?
Perhaps what they're trying to say is;
"All those other times other than the last two? We meant to mislead you."
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