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    Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    11/26/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    I heard the Indian frigate was being operated by the Jews. I read it online, so it must be true. And if you say it isn't, then you are part of the Zionist conspiracy.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/25/08

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    How do they receive the ransom? Suitcases full of American dollars? Wire transfers to local banks?
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    They have a bad rap, them Somali fishers. That's what they were before the monolith corporate trawlers came into the gulf and dusted them out of the way like terns and laid huge nets to cover the entire Red Sea region and what's a former trawler fisher to do?


    Give it back to the injuns?


    Robin al-hood is my informant.

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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    The Indians did the same thing to an operating system of mine.
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    Image of gawksFromaRock gawksFromaRock
    11/25/08

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    11/25/08

    @gawksFromaRock: Who's a salty sea dog?
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    Somali pirates in Zodiacs = Somniacs.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    As America amply demonstrated, you simply cannot defeat pirates unless Metallica makes a bunch of whiny public statements first. Get with the program, INDIA.
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    11/25/08

    @Colonel Mustard: ha! Now that was fuckin funny!
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    All I want to know is why didn't we bomb anyone yet?


    How am I supposed to care unless our men and women in uniform aren't in harm's way trying to bomb this or that?

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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    The picture makes me question the mechanics of being a said Somali Pirate...


    So exactly how effective is a bazooka when speeding towards a tanker in a little dinghy?

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    11/26/08

    @The Real JR: They're not bazookas, they're RPGS - which have an accurate range of about 50 yards.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    In defense of the Indian Navy, those fisherman were Oakland Raiders fans and were flying the team flag.


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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/25/08

    @BullfightsOnAcid: I snarfed. Funny!
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    Image of it takes a lot to laugh it takes a lot to laugh
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    "We had to destroy the ship to save it."
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    Image of American Dreamer, Again, Some More American Dreamer, Again, Some More
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    Back in the 19th Century Barbary Coast pirates used to kidnap English women (and children) off the coast of Devon and Cornwall to turn into their sex slaves (or in the case of the boys more likely to sell as slaves) in North Africa.


    Wouldn't it be romantic if the Somali pirates kidnapped women from Battery Park City and Riverside Park and took them as wives?

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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    11/25/08

    @The King of the Puppy Bears:


    I thought North Africa wanted the boys for sex and the women for maids.

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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/25/08

    @The King of the Puppy Bears: Make it Park Slope and you got yourself a deal.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    Shouldn't the Indian Navy have confirmed that the ship was flying a skull and crossbones before declaring it a pirate mother ship? Because, you know, the Thai flag is REALLY easy to mistake for A BLACK FLAG WITH A BIG SKULL ON IT.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mighty Blow Against Pirates Backfires, Of Course
    Have they tried that "parlay" thing?
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    11/25/08

    @The Real JR: Heh - I wonder if they follow the Code.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    11/25/08

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    The Indians have a Navy? Why didn't they use it against the Pilgrims?
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    Image of it takes a lot to laugh it takes a lot to laugh
    11/25/08

    @Kid_Twist: Because then we wouldn't have Thursday off, silly!
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    11/25/08

    @it takes a lot to laugh: There is wisdom in this statement.
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    Image of gawksFromaRock gawksFromaRock
    11/25/08

    @Kid_Twist:
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