Is Your Flip Phone the Only Thing Stopping You From Getting Laid?
"How can I get girls' phone numbers and not feel like a loser when I have a flip phone?" asks a male user of the internet advice site Quora.com.
Drunk Couple Snuggling Dumpster-Style Gets Unloaded Into Garbage Truck
Good morning, sweet lover. Our bed is warm and solid. We have a bounty of food to share, food that other lovers have left behind for us. It is warm and pungent where we rest our heads. Wait...what is happening? What's that noise? Why is this dumpster moving?
Researchers using simulations have determined that when deciding who to mate with, it is better from an evolutionary perspective to "mate with the first, potentially inferior, companion" than to "wait for Mr. or Ms. Perfect to come around." So get out there and mate, idiots.
"10 Reasons You Shouldn't Date a Mexican Man"Â
"10 Reasons You Shouldn't Date a Mexican Man," by Trisha Velarmino, published today on ThoughtCatalog.com.
"You Into Handcuffs?": Drunk Dude Busted Calling 911 Looking for Date
Stephen Ramsey, a 45-year-old lothario, was arrested in his Naples, Florida, home after getting wasted and calling 911 several times looking for a date. At one point, with a chuckle, he asked the operator about her feelings on handcuffs before hanging up.
Report: Miley Cyrus Is Dating Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son
Do you know where your Miley Cyrus is? According to E! News, she's with Arnold Schwarzenegger's pizza king son, 21-year-old Patrick. The two were seen riding Universal Studios' haunted hayride and skulking through the corn maze together last Thursday, which is how you know it's on.
This Is a Perfect Proposal, If You Like Plummeting Into the Sea
A couple who had been taking a romantic hot air balloon ride over the Southern California shores on Sunday ended their journey with a leisurely swim after their airborne vessel came crashing into the Pacific Ocean.
The Human Sexual Experience Is a Rich Tableau
Former Gawker colleague Maureen O'Connor informs us today that some men enjoy having oral sex with women who are menstruating. You say potato, I say po-tah-toe, but at the end of the day we can all agree that there's only one truly essential ingredient in lovemaking: love itself. [New York. Photo: FB]
"The ruptured ovarian cyst was the siren that alerted us to all the denial of our relationship problems. What I learned is how important it is to pay attention to the signals our body sends us." Pure poetry.
Dudes Discover New Explanation for All College Sex Mishaps
Although the college experience at large state universities is a nonstop sex party, the "elite" college experience is more... refined. Finding love can be difficult. Happily, our nation's future leaders now have a new crutch.
Your Wanton Harlotry Shall Doom You to Wedded Misery
A common refrain among today's fallen youth: "I have turned my back on His grace and fallen into temptation by cleaving the flesh of so many hotties. Shall I ever be wed?" Take heart, young heathens—despite your history of harlotry, you too can find an unhappy marriage.
Axe Body Spray Gives Up on Sex, Because, Let's Get Real
Axeâ„¢ is a brand of male perfume named after the tool with which most women would like to strike the young men who adorn themselves with Axeâ„¢. FYI, gentlemen, Axeâ„¢ is now about more than not getting laid.
Should All Women Become Lesbians?
King Nazir Muhammad, NewsBlaze.com contributing writer and self-proclaimed "Lesbian Messiah," has today advocated his most radical program of gender equality yet: lesbianism for all women. Is the Messiah's program humanity's only hope?
I Married A Guy Three Months After Meeting Him On A Dating Site. Here's What I've Learned: "Upon my suggestion, my husband and I wrote a 'date report' to each other after our first date which allowed us to know exactly how we felt about the date and each other." (Thought Catalog, yes.)
Why Won't Technology Tell Us When to Fuck?
"Why Don't We Have a Monogamy App?" Ann Friedman asks in her latest New York magazine story. Yeah. Why don't we?
10 Chicks Heathen Men Should Never Marry
Ladies of class and purity should read this story in the Christian magazine Charisma, "10 Men Christian Women Should Never Marry," warning of "The unbeliever," "The playboy," and other no-good men. But no-good men have their own things to be wary of.
[Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Sen. Patrick Leahy, right, listens to Committee Ranking Member Sen. Chuck Grassley on Capitol Hill in Washington on Tuesday during the committee's hearing on data breaches and combating cybercrime. Image via Pablo Martinez Monsivais/AP.]
Single Americans: Cheap Prudes
Are you single? Searching for love? Do not look in America, whatever you do, unless you like watching Netflix while eating fast food and not getting laid.
Is It a Date? Or Just Hanging Out? How to Tell.
Texting, women's lib, a culture of "hook-ups"... it can be hard to navigate the dating world these days. A new survey of singles shows that almost 70% "are at least somewhat confused about whether an outing with someone they're interested in is a date or not." I think we can help provide clarity.
Study: Everyone Stares at Tits
Well, they did the research, ran all the tests, modern technology, all of that. Turns out all those women weren't lying about people staring at their boobs. Huh.
