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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    Amish overwork their animal, he knew. Fanatics. Hump their women...standing up, out in the fields, wearing clothes, just hoist black skirts and there it was, nothing underneath. No underpants...

    /Rabbit is Randy
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    The bonnet *is* the vagina, HamNo. Or a highly fetishized version of it.

    I once wrote a porn story wherein an Amish guy comes to Philadelphia and fucks a woman with a plug-in vibrator and says, "Ah, electricity! This is so much more relaxing!"
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    One of my favorite Letterman Top10s, ever:

    December 1, 1989
    Top 10 Amish Pick-up Lines

    10. Are thee at barn-raisings often?

    9. If our religion didn't forbid the use of telephones, I would ask thee for thy number.

    8. Can I buy thee a buttermilk colada?

    7. You've really got the build for that plain bonnet and shapeless black dress.

    6. Say, my favorite movie is "Witness" too!

    5. Are thee a model?

    4. There are so many phonies at these quilting bees. Let's go someplace quiet.

    3. Thy buggy has a bitchin' lacquer job.

    2. I got Sinatra tickets.

    1. Are thee up for some plowing?
     Reply
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    My mother is always reading Christian romance novels. I think it's just a symptom of how much she hates her life.
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment RheaPollstry was starred RheaPollstry was unstarred
    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    I'd put my furniture in her pretzel oven.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?

    Can a remake of Witness be far behind?
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    09/09/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: NOOOOOOOO DAMN YOU LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! *sigh* Greenlighted by 2010, I suspect.
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    Image of MilkNCookies MilkNCookies
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    I'm sure the butter churning scenes make readers melt.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/09/09

    @MilkNCookies: From the Brokeback version:
    "I wish I knew how to quilt you.
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    Image of doodlebug doodlebug
    09/09/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Snort! +1
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    Happy 9/9/09 (upside down, devil-day) to you too, Hamilton! This is exactly the kind of sin everyone's talking about, obviously.
     Reply
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    So, like, who is buying these books? Non-Amish I presume?
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    09/09/09

    @yourfriendandneighbor: Amurricans.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    Gee Ham, where are those tingly Amish women wearing their bonnets these days?
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    08/05/09

    In reply to America's Future First Couple
    Join me and we will rule the slag heap together as husband and wife!
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    06/09/09

    In reply to Two Real Housewives Find Sexy Summer Flings
    I still can't figure out what is sad about drinking. dancing, and making out with young guys.
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    Image of MelitaPolyhymnia MelitaPolyhymnia
    06/09/09

    In reply to Two Real Housewives Find Sexy Summer Flings
    EW!!! I wouldn't even f-ck Kelly with "YOUR" dick!!! Don't know this Gerard dude, but prolly he's looking for some quick, cheap "Hampton's" fame!! And now he's achieved Gawker fame too!! Damned if you do, and damned if you don't!!!

    Luann seems to be manifesting the typical behavior of a newly released cougar extraordinaire!!! Doesn't surprise me that she is found suckin' face with a hot young stud after crusty old (according to Ramone) Alexandre. OOOH, the feel of supple young flesh!!! I just hope she is not playing tennis the next day with the kids Mother at Bath & Tennis!! That could get ugly!!
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    06/09/09

    @MelitaPolyhymnia: I would recognize that style anywhere, you must be Henry Kissinger. Welcome to Gawker!
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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/09/09

    In reply to Two Real Housewives Find Sexy Summer Flings
    Well Gerard Butler can just forget it, he is now officially Off My List. Beg all you want Gerry, I'm not going anywhere batshit crazy Bensimon has been. Your loss you big, giant, manly British hunk of delicious...oh, crap.
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    Image of intime intime
    06/09/09

    @DorothyBarker: Don't worry. I have it on good authority he was whispering into the phone to Bethenny, not Kelly.


    *smirk*

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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/09/09

    @intime: love it. i can get on team bethenney.
     Reply
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    Image of Titania Titania
    06/09/09

    In reply to Two Real Housewives Find Sexy Summer Flings
    Oh my god, anyone who's been out in New York a lot lately can speak to the Dan Abrams phenomenon. Dude is EVERYWHERE, he appears to be the go-to straight male BFF of the male A-list at every major media event. Hot in person, too!
     Reply
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    06/09/09

    @Titania: And Andy Cohen is the go-to gay BFF.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/09/09

    @gladys_kravitz: I adore me some Andy Cohen -- not in a sexual way, but he's so damn charming and affable. He'd be a great BFF.
     Reply
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    06/09/09

    @bytememehard: I agree. He's adorable.
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