The great misfortune of Nick Offerman, designated Platonic form of American manliness, is that he can't practice all of his many manly hobbies simultaneously: Drinking Scotch while woodworking or riding a horse, while technically possible, doesn't comport with proper safety procedure.
On Last Week Tonight Sunday, John Oliver noted that Lowe's has introduced robot employees to help customers find whatever they're looking for—which is precisely not the point of home improvement store employees. They're there to keep your marriage from collapsing before your eyes in the bathroom fixtures section.
School's back in session, and another class of college freshmen is embarking on the traditional years-long journey of learning, drinking, fucking, and non-dischargeable debt. It's too late to save them now, but Nick Offerman has one exquisite dram of wisdom that could make their time go more smoothly: Don't use your…
It would take the manly charisma of Nick Offerman to make the kind of pseudo-deep musings that tend to occur in the shower sound profound and wise. Fortunately, Nick Offerman.
Speaking at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Association Dinner Thursday night, headliner Nick Offerman—who plays anti-government government employee Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation—took the assembled news media to school with a timely lecture on the Bill of Rights.
To promote a new film about his American Ham comedy tour, Ron Swanson (née Nick Offerman) stopped by Conan to share the secret to getting your movie into the Sundance Film Festival. But Offerman didn't just talk about the secret: He sang it.
It's a fairly well-established fact that few things in life are better than bacon.
Noted hippie Lucy Lawless will play Ron Swanson's girlfriend next season on Parks and Recreation.
On Tuesday night, congressional Republicans were moved by a scene in the bank robber movie The Town to unite behind a single plan to solve the nation's debt ceiling crisis before next week's deadline. So long as they're turning to pop culture for inspiration, allow us to suggest that up next they consider some of…
Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) dropped in on Jimmy Kimmel Live sans-stache and talked about his father, his time spent as an Altar Boy growing up, and of course—the website Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson.
Here are two scenes from last week's Parks and Recreation that just didn't make the cut. Ron triesto wrap his head around Chris's cheerful advice on exercising and what actually went down in Leslie's absence at the hearing in Indianapolis.
Tonight on Parks and Recreation, Megan Mullally's Tammy will return to Ron Swanson's life and we all know the disastrous effects it will cause. Good thing somebody created a movie-style trailer about the pair's reunion! Spoilers inside.
