Watching the crepuscular light of PR flack Ronn Torossian's career dwindle, one can't but notice his turn toward the divine. Fresh off the high of repping Girls Gone Wild visionary/rapist Joe Francis and ex-FEMA star Michael "It's just a storm, chill out!" Brown, Mr. Torossian has been called in as the "spokesman"…

From the New York Post, today:

• Famous words from the world's best children's entertainer, who has now been sacked from PBS for once appearing in an abstinence parody wherein she said the following: "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business someday. But one thing I'm not planning on is getting…