Zach Efron got down with an Australian starlet. Charlie Sheen battles off porn stars. Lauren Conrad's reality show gets dumped. Russell Brand's unexpected high school picture. Gisele horrifies cancer doctors everywhere. Saturday Gossip roundup is aluminum-free.
Pauly D just got a deal for a line of T-shirts called "Dirty Beats." That means he, Vinnie and The Situation all have their own lines. Poor Ronnie. Someone give that guy a signature sock line or something.
Paris Hilton's mug shot looks better than most people's regular photos. Will Spencer Pratt cough up his sex tape? All of Jersey Shore sued for assault. Leonardo DiCaprio gets a restraining order. That is not Sunday Gossip Roundup's purse.
Tonight's episode of Jersey Shore was all about breaking up. Snookie cut things off with Emilio while Sammi burned through being endearing and ended up looking pathetic, pining after Ronnie as he got angry drunk and berated her. Love stinks.
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, the guy on Jersey Shore who isn't the Situation or Paulie D or the other guy, was arrested on Sunday over unpaid parking tickets. He was released while I was in the middle of writing a protest ballad.
Ronnie from the Jersey Shore was arrested today in Seaside Heights, New Jersey for... unpaid parking tickets.
It's only the second episode of the season and already there is a ton of drunken drama on the Jersey Shore. Not surprisingly, it can all be traced back to one source: Angelina. Boozy fisticuffs from tonight's episode inside.
Last night, the second season of Jersey Shore was unleashed upon America with the fury of a pack of juiced up, ecstasy-popping beat beaters. After roadtripping down the east coast, the cast arrived at their new digs in Miami.
Jon Voight reunites with his long-estranged daughter for a family photo op. Hilary Duff flashes an engagement ring, Travis Barker slashes tires, Charlize joins Kabbalah, Jay-Z busts out his 'uh-oh' dance. Come and get your Monday gossip.
Is "fishers of men" a euphemism for cruising? Adam Lambert kisses a girl. Shakira makes fetal position sexy. Lil' Wayne has eight root canals. The guy who punched Romney is a famed rapper. Friday gossip wants to drill, baby, drill.
The cast of Jersey Shore came back for some real-talk after last night's finale. It's nice to see their metamorphosis from the larval stage of guido to the pupa stage of mildly famous guido.
John Mayer: "The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating." Heidi Montag: "If Cleopatra were alive now, I'm sure she'd have triple D's." Kelly Bensimon's Playboy shoot: "What sexy looks like at 41." Wednesday's gossip roundup is highly quotable.
A leaked email from NYU Law's student listserv reveals a fight to book Snooki at a bargain-basement rate of $2000. As the email battle rages, Snooki's price rises. A comparative analysis reveals post-bar-brawl Snooki as the show's fastest-rising moneymaker.
It's always nerve-wracking having company over. Is the house clean enough? Will we have enough food? When will they get here? Will they show at all? Like a good party, it's going to be a blast watching Jersey Shore together.
